I'm sweet as effing pie, dammit.
I'm a ray of effing sunshine.
Etain is likely to explode without any warning. Especially if you're a jackass.
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Look closely
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I am very good at the torture of small furry woodland creatures. I ♥ spankings. A lot. Pain don't hurt.
I could get all deep and say "oh yes... of COURSE I'd want to meet the Dali Lama", but this is about having some fun dammit, not deep mystical crap of everyday life...
*sigh* Oh well... ON WITH IT!
First I want to meet this man:
I'd lick him from his head to his toes whether or not he likes it. Infatuation? Understated. Unhealthy? Nah... okay...maybe a little.
I'm also really into men who look good in drag. Namely pasties and a thong. But I hate that he looks better in a dress than I do.
You MUST watch this... Oh god... my kidney...
My Friends Rock AND Roll
I have oodles of... "friends"
My Mr. Beaner
Miss Tree
The Bo Bonna
Poppa Wee Wee
Hoober San
Miss Solim
Miss Thang
Miss Reneg-nog
Misster Bambi Vaughn Von Tramp
Miss Empress
Miss Elly
Miss Lindsey
Miss Catherine
Miss Tammy
Momma Danielle
Sarah-bera
Josston
Momma Sarah
le Seb
Lissa
Looky-loo for yourself
Good music only. And don't give me "but country music rocks" crap either. I will never be convinced....never, never, never... Did I mention never? But I will concede and admit I like a little of the Barry Manilow. You all know when the fantastic, tasty tune Copacobana comes on, you're rocking out wicked big time. You may even find yourself singing along. Don't be shy. Just slide into acceptance like the rest of us. It is easier that way.
Good movies. Love the scary ones that scare the pee out of me. None of that animae crap thanks...
TV is fricken great dammit. Quality time with the boob tube is what I like best. And all y'all who say they don't like it are lying. You just hate to admit you're not out enjoying "nature" and crap like that.
Read read read... Can't do it enough. Escapism anyone?? Makes me wicked smat.
Currently--
I really haven't judged this book. But it is eh so far.
I cannot wait until this comes out!
Good time Favorites --
Not for the faint of heart...
basically 101 uses for cadavers;
My new favorite book. A fantastic sequel to Stiff :)
Also: Mourning Becomes Electra; any Calvin and Hobbes; The Doula Book; Get in the Van; Ovid's Ars Amatoria (translated from Latin by me, that's right - me baby); The Plague; OKAY! I'll admit it. All the Harry Potters. I wanted to read them and they are brilliant. But I digress... ONWARD!! Scientific publications rule my day job (fortunately and unfortunately, but they can be "fun") such as "Development of a water-maze procedure for studying spatial learning in the rat". It is even more fun to see it in action..; Journal of Neurotoxicology and Tetratology (this journal also includes the papers I'm co-author on); and numerous others that the titles are too long to put in here...
Put it in front of me and I'll read it. Unless it is crap.
Dr. Isaach Parrish and Dr. Thomas Dent Mutter. Look them up and see what they did... Yeah...taste-tastic all around. Nothing like stuff in jars that isn't even close to strawberry preserves.