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*Eloise*

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About Me



I put the ASS in CLASS.

I started this life as the love child between the local seamstress and the elephant contortionist that was with the circus who came to town that fateful day.

When I was old enough to pop on a thimble, I followed in the footsteps of my Mum and became a humdrum of the mill caroling seamstress... But life has a funny way of flipping you sunny side up, smacking your ass and saying:

"WAKE UP! THERE IS A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE WAITING FOR YOU!"

So there it is... I have a calling that I believe to be my Poppa in the distance... A call to travel and meet the lovelies of the world...

I want to live.
I want to play.
I want to spread the joy I have.
I want to change my foot positions...

BRING IT ON!

I'm ready and frothing at the mouth... oh wait... that because I haven't closed it... ever.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THE People.
Who are real.
And fun.
People who know how to show me a good time... Dammit.

And some I have met:

Some good loving from Kate

Down Donna's shirt

Bill and Abby ;)

We keep meeting, Hoober and I, but we're like 2 ships that pass in the night... *sigh*

Carol just hates me... I know she does...

Me and Tory :)

What are the chances of meeting another creepy dolly?

Me and TT - she's a whole lotta FUNNY! We love her :)

The DC gang complete with Brickskeller waiter...

I'm not sure why everyone insists on sticking their tongue out at me... Thanks Etain... You're a real pal. Fricken crack whore.

Melis-silly-boo-boo and Donna-bo-bonna

Just focus Fuckis! I don't smell!

Me and Eggbot

My Blog

Out of the box

I finally was taken off the shelf and dusted off... Pictures to come soon, but now I have moved somewhere new for a spell.  Where you ask? Well, my friends, I left on a jetplane and mad...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Hawaii bound?

My owner has been wrapped up in her own existence lately...  Therefore I've had no life. BUT she's getting married in Hawaii on May 3rd.  On a beach with just a few people as neurotic as she...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:52:00 GMT

A quick trip to Arkansas

I went with my owner to a very important conference.  How she justified me coming along is beyond me, but certainly explains why I was stuck in the room most of the time... This time I traveled i...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:38:00 GMT

This is for Solim... The Hairy Toothbrush.

This is for you, Solim Dear...  The only way you can see and appreciate this picture is BIG. This toothbrush was a gift from Solim's Grand-mama... Used.  In a plastic bag.  With a long,...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:02:00 GMT

My 400th Friend

I now have 400 friends... Granted, I know, a lot are bands, BUT this one is a real-live and in-the-pink person that my owner somehow managed to twist the arm into allowing me to be a friend. That and ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:28:00 GMT

Camp weekend creepies...

I was up to camp with my owner all week... And the week ended with her annual CAMP MUTHA EFFIN' WEEKEND! It was sucky weather (rain) but that didn't stop any of us from getting schnookered and out sw...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:53:00 GMT

Ireland... not so welcoming...

Yeah... not quite the reception I was hoping for in Ireland.  Mainly because the area of the country we were in was either really young or really old.  No happy medium of funnies to entertai...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:44:00 GMT

Leaving on a Jet Plane!!

I leave Friday morning to the joy of my owner's beau and to the horror of the Emerald Isle... I will have many pictures and fun stuff to bring back from Irealand so keep on coming by!
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:30:00 GMT

Long overdue... the Tory visit..

I am so sorry I am so behind... Please forgive me Memorial Day weekend arrived and the winds blew the fog in and that grounded Tory's flight in from DC on Friday... So we had to put off taking h...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 15:01:00 GMT

Who's thursty? I kno w CJ is...

(I can't seem to put in the hyperlinks or search what i'm doing, but i will try to come back later and do it up :) Well this was just a little spur of the moment good time...  Girls night out wit...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 15:38:00 GMT