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About Me

Who am I? Well, here goes... If you think you know me by my picture or this profile, you don't. I'm incredibly normal one day and unbelievably retarded the next.

I hate the smurfs. I'm a cat person... but not that old cat lady at the end of the street that smells funny. (Or am I?) I like to laugh and make others laugh. I don't care what others think of me. I don't embarrass easily. I'm caught somewhere between trying to grow up responsibly and having my mid-life crisis. I want to buy my own pair of Heely's. I often threaten to run away from home, but I'm pretty sure child protective services would not approve. I wish it could really rain Skittles. I'm a non-smoker who likes to have the occasional cigarette. I live in the movie 'Office Space'. I use the word "Dork" daily. My kids are beginning to use the word "Dork" daily. And you will pretty much either LOVE ME or HATE ME.
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My Interests

Monster Margaritas.

My mustang. Predators Hockey. Fun People. Loud Music. Anything NEW & EXCITING !!

I'd like to meet:

Well, I'm a total smart ass... so anyone who can keep up with me and/or put up with me is GREAT! I like honest people (yes, tell me if something is in my teeth), I like to act younger than I really am.

Life can be boring, so I try to jazz it up as much as possible. I like to make a scene, so if you embarrass easily, I'm probably not the friend for you.

Music:

Whatever doesn't sound like crap.I actually like most music. Try me.

Movies:

Funny ones or scary ones.

Television:

Big screens are good. I don't really like to be hooked on any T.V. shows. T.V. will rot your brain quicker than a visit to Walmart.

But I do like Ghost Hunters, Nip/Tuck, SouthPark, Family Guy and CSI or anything on Court TV that will teach me how to murder someone and not get caught.

Books:

Yeah Right.

Heroes:

Our military. Single parents. Honest men. Super Grover.

My Blog

Marriage, Ghosts, & Sexual Offenders

Hey all... Just wanted to update you guys on my crazy life (for those who care and for those who stalk). You will notice the title of my blog is "Marriage, Ghosts, & Sexual Offenders" (LOL -...
Posted by 3rd time's the charm on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:36:00 PST

Frogger has landed

Well... if you read my last blog, you know the Frogger reference. Sooner than expected, but right on time, my Frogger has landed. I totally didn't see myself getting into another relation...
Posted by 3rd time's the charm on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:04:00 PST

Past loves and moving on... this is Mad Deep Yo !!

So sometimes my mind wanders... OK, most of the time. And I'm sitting here thinking about my newly single status and what it means in the grand scheme of things (p.s. -- ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN' NO...
Posted by 3rd time's the charm on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:56:00 PST

Turn Ons & Turn Offs... Yep, I was tagged. Dammit.

I was tagged by the Penguin to list my 9 biggest turn ons and turn offs.....So here ya go..... TURN-ONS 1. Great kissing will do it every time. I mean the really good, deep kind of kisses that g...
Posted by 3rd time's the charm on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST