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The Fancy Man

make love and listen to the music

About Me

Am told I am... jus not right by my group of friends renowned for being... just not right. So thats a complement i guess. I am still waiting for my bloody straightjacket, if anyone knows where i could get a real one without being committed I am tres intrigued. I also forgot i had a leg once and fell over. I've cracked my head open 4 times, i can only remeber two of those incidents. I remeber being dropped on my head out of a really tall car (it wasnt moving). I stopped a clay pigeon with my head, was quite surprised when I bled. Then about half an hour later I vowed to one day jump off a sand cliff nearby... am yet to accomplish that... I love life, it's all we get (don't let those believing numtards persuade you otherwise) so live it the best way you can. I love friends, they keep me alive, pick me up when down, lift me up when I'm high. I treasure a good friend and can always do with more...

My Interests

Dirtsurfing (current record 55mph, current crash record 35mph) Longboarding, hanging with the guys with beers n halo, bitching with the girls with pillows and incubus, cuddling up in a mass of covers or just on the sofa in front of the fire. img border="0" src="http://hitwg.co.uk/pictures/misc/hitwgbanner1.gif"

I'd like to meet:

ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD http://www.r33b.net/ the fonz and go 'AEEE' while pointing at him. Harry Bellafonte, for the sake of his name. kiera knightly, because she'd turn a nun gay. johnny depp, because he'd turn a .... i'd have him... jason sho green, i don't know what i'd say i think i'd just hug his legs and cry about the world. and you, because i'm sure you're lovely.

Music:

Pretty much everything, i love to see the reason behind everything so i can appretiate anything. Or it can just rock out like the Crue or get a head fuck from some 60s tunes. I've seen the Offspring (young foolish but don't diss) Mad Capsule Markets (still serously love the little guys) Rancid (they sucked SO BAD! the punk girl from edinborough supporting was way better) and System, because they kicked arse for such a large amount of my short life. Oh and now The Misfits and Korn, i know, i know a bloody wierd mix but like i said, i like a good healthy mix :D saw Prodigy in brixton, mother lover was that a perfect gig i would have fainted before deciding to leave that floor best gig so far but i missed out on pendulum by a couple of days.... nigel is a sad boy. update: seen the motherlovers! went to fabric in london for a 7 1/2 hour dance sesh, no drugs included, i did however get asked 12 times if i was selling... do i look like a pill dealer???At the moment i love alot of stuff coming from ibiza and pendulum are kicking the shit out of my speakers right now. Then there's always Led Zeppelin and Queen for Stoning and for Drinking. The Avalanches, Chaz n Dave, Mr. Scruff, Overseer, Clapto (eric), The Vandals, Gnarls Barkley, They Might Be Giants, ok i really cannot be bothered to put more on so basically it's pretty diverse with a bit of dance and bass thrown in for good measure... just found out i like billy talent... o the humanity, still not emo though. I can't stand MC's they love the sound of their own voice and piss the hell off of me, i mean just shut up and dance, thats why jungle sucks.

Movies:

ALL OF THEM!!.. except the shit ones... the un-shit ones are national lampoons animal house, or idol hands... of course i'm a film studies student so i'm supposed to be saying City of god, Breathless and probibly a Hitchcock. Of course theres the complementry Pulp fiction, the first Matrix and all that jazz, ALL the star wars (don't tek piss), and the more serious ones... The Core! it's just good OK! erm i really have seen every film and love alot of them so yeah just pretend you've asked if i like xxxxxxxx and i said 'hells yeah mofo i fucking love xxxxxxxx!p.s harold and kumar get the munchies, all kevin smith movies for the sake of Jay and the Bob of Silence, most stoner movies for those special instances... read this in www.b3ta.com "Genius this one. We were sat in the cinema waiting for Revenge of the Sith to start up - the place was packed. The standard warning boomed out of the speakers "Piracy is a crime" And a lone pirate voice cried out "Aaarrrrrrgh" The whole cinema erupts into laughter."

Television:

Family Guy, Spaced, Black Books, (anything with bill bailey) buzzcocks, etc, Megas XLR, spongebob, fairly odd rents' SKY MOVIES THOU ART MY SAVIOUR!

Books:

Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, American Psycho, Lord of the Rings, Tom Clancyishceptnotreally and a few vampire books... because they're interesting and you know just in general... yeah. Kieron Gillen - 'The human mind’s a strange and lovely organ. Among it’s multitude of abilities – such as always finding the wrong person to fall in love with or deciding, yes, another drink is precisely what you need – is its capacity to expand its consciousness into items which it controls directly, making them proxies of the personality proper. This is why rather than saying the correct “His car ran into my car” after crash everyone calls out “He hit me” before swearing profusely and reaching for the winch. Your psychological identity has swelled to include the ton of warped metal around your actual flesh.'

Heroes:

A good few friends are in this one for many different unique aspects that i admire. Stephen Hawking, for making me think SO hard but like, you know REALLY hard! it actually hurts how beautiful this universe is.

My Blog

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i vow to write one of these when i've had a good night out or a bad ione, when i'm spissed, its a good way to fid out what i did teh night before, tonight i sucked at bowling but danced alot in front ...
Posted by The Fancy Man on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:40:00 PST

I was made to do it, it's not because I'm vain or anything

Feel free to fill this out, NOW 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me...
Posted by The Fancy Man on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:19:00 PST