I enjoy tisch tennis and putting marbles into snowcone cups set up in obstacle courses around my aunt fredna's ruckus room. I also like Vodka and PBR, but not in the same glass, unless it has been rinsed out. Sometimes I get to use metal forks at dinner. I like that.
A ghost. But a really hot one that keeps trying to sleep with me, but can't because she can't yet make contact with the physical world. Then, just when she finally learns how, I'm all like, "Sorry ghost chick, I'm gay. Boner, huh? I guess the jokes been on you the whole time." Man, that would be awesome. "I got you good, you paranatural bi-otch!"
Did you know that by population percentage, Atlanta has more hats than any other city in the western hemisphere.
Blood Car is the only movie ever made.
Toshiba.
Seven out of every ten Himalayan children don't grow between the ages of nine and thirteen.
All the people who died fighting for causes in which they did not believe.