Dr. Greg House - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Dr. Gregory House. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I work at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.

But enough with the blah blah stuff. I just purchased a Repsol Honda Motorcycle. For the thrill of it. That and its a total chick magnet. It makes me feel like a bad boy.

So with this whole you want to be my friend thing...if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for a bottle of Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. Also I must love myself my top friends all seem to be me?

My Interests

Now Accepting Resumes for board certified diagnosticians
House Rules
1.Everybody lies."
2."I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do."
3."It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what." "Truth begins in lies."
4."I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask."
5."You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat."

I'd like to meet:

I never have been one for meeting new people. I seem to alienate people. I've been alienating people since I was three. I think I have changed in the last few years. I have. I've gotten older. My hair's gotten thinner. Sometimes I'm bored, sometimes I'm lonely, sometimes I wonder what it's all about....like the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.

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