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Kortnie de las Tortugas

Look up Cloaca in the Encyclopedia ... It's my favorite.

About Me

I am half Mexican and half Clydesdale. I am a proud member of the Society for Determining Un-named Things. My falcon Jamithifes is my dearest friend. Known in the community for being a Mustache Enthusiast.

My Interests

Boxing, Hockey, Doing the Robot whenever possible, Cryptozoology, Human Heart Collecting, Walking Upright, Turtles in a Halfshell.

I'd like to meet:

One of the Bearnstein Bears, David Cross, Any Aquatic Animal, and The guy inside Big Bird. V V V V V
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Music:

Thy Humble Testicle.

Movies:

The Girrhino Chode Hammer, Incubating the Beaver, Stricken with the Colon of Bon Jovi, Searching for a Lemurpython, My Uncle has a Cleft Asshole, Chronicles of a Petite Weenis.

Television:

The Art of Jubilant Flatulence, Metamorphosis through Heavy Backgammon Playing, Countdown to Fecal Exhaustion, A Swift Chop to the Throat, Sick Cat on a Bum Leg, Dromedaries have ONE Hump, Nerds Unite.

Books:

The Feeblest Tuna, Trunk full of Steak, Recovering from Ecto Cooler Addiction, Vigilante Hamburglar, Jolly Green Fascist, How to Sort and Label your Bottles of Dick Cream, The Memoirs of Fang:The Ninja Cat Assasin, Habba Nobbee Doodoo, Flurm.

Heroes:

Patrick Swayze and these two ......

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