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Dear Friends and Foes,
my name is Copperhead, I got red hair and freckles. Once I rescued 6 family members out of a burning solarium. I can cook three-minute eggs in just two minutes and then I seize the won time for uncover flaws in reasonings of Hegel, Kant and Wittgenstein. In the Amazon the people admire me as a goddess. Children and small animals trust me.
I'm a journalist and I'm here on MySpace, in order to search for some jobs in the music business. It would be cool to get in contact with bands / musicians, who are searching for a professional PR woman. Emphasis: Production of press- and Promo material, Web Design & CD Layouts, as well as Design and production of guitar- and bass picks.
I’m also searching for a serious publishing house, which is interested to publish my next book (more information is coming soon).
And here’s another personal request:
I am pleased to get respectable inquiries concerning my job, but: I don't dispatch photos, I don’t take of my clothes and I also don’t send out other private stuff.
I just say that, because since I’m registered here on MySpace I received some very strange offers from other MySpace members, which are light-years away from the things I offered... what the hell is going on in your brains?
By the way:
A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet.", she replied.
I really appreciate your comments & messages, but please use proper grammar! I said: "Use PROPER GRAMMAR!!! Damn it!" And before I forgot: I'm fuckin' tired of glitter grafics and all these silly 'I just dropped by to say hey...'-pics with kitten, flowers and half-naked, painted, ugly chicks. (Cool stuff instead is always welcome. Note of the editor.)
Okay, I calm down now. ;-) Thanks a lot!
Copperhead p.s. Will somebody PLEASE give Bush a blow job so we can impeach him !