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Ryan

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About Me

My name is Ryan. I have the most beautiful daughter named Jadyn. I work at a grocery store as an assistant manager. Anything else you wanna know, message me and ask!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm not about to put anyone famous in this spot like most people do, cuz thats retarded and you're never gonna meet them, and even if you did, you'd be so starstruck that you'd just stand there like an idiot, not saying anything with your jaw smacking on the ground, and odds are, they'd walk away from you thinking about how much of an idiot you really are.

Music:

I like a wide variety of music -- Rage Against the Machine, Demon Hunter, Disturbed, Korn, Eminem, Switchfoot, Ice Cube, System of a Down, Nirvana, Blindside, Pillar, Rob Zombie, Grits, Marilyn Manson, Killswitch Engage, The Polyphonic Spree, 12 Stones, Cypress Hill, Tech N9ne, Ozzy Osbourne, Primus, Ludacris, Metallica, Soil, Drowning Pool, Alice in Chains, Weezer, Bush, Van Halen, Audioslave, Foo Fighters.."425" height="350"

Movies:

Too many movies to put in here -- The Crow, Baseketball, Billy Madison, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, The Samurai, Underworld, Hellboy, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Dirty Work, Happy Gilmore, Saw, Bad Boys, Office Space, Boondock Saints, PeeWees Big Adventure, Batman, Matrix Trilogies

Television:

My Name is Earl, Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, anything pro wrestling, Spongebob Squarepants, Pardon the Interruption, Around the Horn, Sportscenter, The Real World, Conan O'BrienJim Gaffigan: Hot Pockets

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Heroes:

Jason Voorhees because he NEVER gives up no matter how many limbs he gets cut off...Mike Singletary cuz he's the greatest middle linebacker ever to put on a uniform in my opinion, Jesus "Buddy" Christ because I'm still alive to see todayChicago Bears - Nathan Vasher 2

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My Blog

Thundercats and Wil Wheaton

I'm on vacation.  And since the family reunion in Wisconsin got postponed, I have nothing to do.  So last night, I borrowed Season One, Volume One, of Thundercats.  Thats right.  T...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:09:00 PST

NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME!!!

NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ..."I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T repost a bulletin.I will NOT hear any music, see a taco dog, or see a cool pop up screen i...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:45:00 PST

How To Make Ryan's Night at Work A Great One!

Have two midshifts.  Have one of them be Steve so I have someone to make fun of people with, and have the other one be Fitz so I have someone to make fun of. Watch Fitz break spaghetti sauce and ...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:32:00 PST

Not Sure How Smart That Was...

SO all week, I've worked the 6 - 3 shift at work.  Meaning if I go to sleep at 10 pm and wake up at 5 am, I get somewhere around 7 hours of sleep.  So of course what happens when I go to bed...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:31:00 PST