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Jamal

Yous nothin' but a sedan next to minivan

About Me

Name: Jamal.
Alias: Minivan.
Sit the fuck down.

So far I've been an urban poet, a dancer, a director and a city planner (Mississauga. You may not think its planned too hot, but guess what - I'm a fucking cat). Now Minivan is takin' over this internet slut.

Been going out with some cute piece of ass from the street for a while now, but the Van is always looking at some tasties for the side. Ladies, the inbox is always open (no fat chicks).

As far as my dancing goes, check your local listings to see if I'm dancin at your club. I can guarantee you you've never seen anything like it. Stage name: Gobango. Club preference: Male or female. Bitch, I can tempt.

Check my blog regularly. My life is way more exciting and accomplished than yours, so you can bet your eunuch self that its gonna knock you straight on your ass.

you'd better watch out, 'cause Minivan is gonna be crashing the shit out of this internet.

My Interests

Rockin' the mike like a psychopathic vandal, hittin you with rhymes you just cant handle

Television:

Punch and Judy shows. That shit is hilarious
Those two should've never got married

My Blog

Have you ever been to music heaven?

Well neither have I, and this isnt helpinghttp://www.myspace.com/chriscornellWow. Just wow. There's a million different ways I could tackle this, but instead I'll go this route: I hope Chris Cornell n...
Posted by Jamal on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:02:00 PST

You can stop shaking

Sorry I havnt been around in a while. But dont worry, I've got some more scraps to feed you plebes.Has anyone ever been to the nation art museum in Ottawa? Its not too bad if you wake up and say to yo...
Posted by Jamal on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:20:00 PST

Sorry I havnt been around in a while. I found God....

but then I sold him!Been in Cabo for a while getting into some trouble. Dont have much to say right now, so here's my christmas list.1. New strap. The trigger broke on my old one.2. Yayo for keepin'3....
Posted by Jamal on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:35:00 PST

Thats not how you sit a baby, Lord Punch

I'm reading a few scholarly articles posted in the latest Us Weekly, and I come across a groundbreaking piece about the personal favourite Hallowe'en costumes of various celebrities. Within this pulit...
Posted by Jamal on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST

Adventures with Unicef and Bono

Thought I may have mentioned it on this mother already, but I'm not sure if I did. Anyways, I used to be associated with a little association called Unicef. I was pretty high up, but I got canned for ...
Posted by Jamal on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

Errata to my 'details'

It says in my details "I dont want children". God almighty, is that the truth. Lets get serious though. Minivan has sowed his seeds in vast fields, so there's got to be an army of bastards out there. ...
Posted by Jamal on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:31:00 PST