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Johnny a.k.a. 'S'

Don't blame me, I voted for Captain Morgan...

About Me


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Let me start off by saying, Life kicks ass!!Free-spirited son born into an aristocratic family and from a nomadic-biological father. Insomniac (possible hero complex where the work is never done??). Im definately a true 'Maryland boy,' t-shirt and jeans kinda guy. Ive been called the 'All American,' even though Im Italian as well. True beach-bum. Used to be a cold weather lover (still love to camp and go hiking, will always love the mountains), but after visiting my father in the caribbean, where he runs a resort and growing up during summers in sunny Florida, this former mountain man has developed a passion for the beach, boats, coconuts, skimpy outfits (preferably on girls), ice cold alcoholic beverages, to some day open my own business on the beach (most likely a bar), and finally become a Pirate of the seas! AaRrRrr!Oh, My fav drinks (if ye must know): 1) Rum! (ofcourse) 2) Scotch 3) Vodka Tonic(s) Beer: Molson XXX (double the alcohol than your regular belly extender!)...
Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?.. My pirate name is: Dirty John Rackham You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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My Interests

Movies!!Especially B-horror! I'm a B-horror movie freak! Long live my hero: BRUCE 'ASH' CAMPBELL! Former skateboarder (looking to get back into it and fix up a board I have not yet used but have had for half my life, a fantastic McGill- Powell Peralta), I also just bought a nice 'Ruin' deck by Darkstar. Former comic book junky (fanboy), Johnny Depp fanatic, History, Pirates, road trips to Ocean City and just about anywhere else, Travelling carnivals, side shows, and haunted houses (I would love to join a travelling carnival). Irish and Scottish pub crawling or any pub for that matter, pool halls, bars, concerts, smokey bars and dives- then crawling home from them. Drinking pickle juice with Pepto Bismol chasers, evening cocktails and beer, staying up late, enjoying the day and entering the night 3 sheets to the wind sitting out on the porch...come join me!!My Hero!:

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, in person (MAN! Turning water into wine! I bet he is the life of the party, my kinda peeps)!, my ancestor Duncan (King of Scotland 1034-1040) the one Shakespear used in MacBeth, my other ancestor Alexander Hamilton (yes, the one shot by Alan Burr, and Burr... paybacks are a bitch!), my dads side of the family in Italy, Capt. Edward Teach, Edgar Allan Poe, Johnny Depp, James Dean, Christopher Reeve, Dean Cain, Johnny Knoxville/ Chris Pontius/ Steve-O/ Bam Margera, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Peter Steele, James Marsters, Patrick Warburton (aka The Tick/ Dave Putty- from Seinfeld) The Rock and Vin Diesel...P.s. wanna chat? AOL IM= Lactard16 (when I'm on there in the rare occasion!)...width="425" height="350" ....width="425" height="350" ....width="425" height="350" ....For your viewing pleasure: 'TOM CRUISE KILLS OPRAH!':

Music:

Props to my girl South Beach- The Mouth of the South- The one and only- Slim JG, the Dave Matthews Band, punk, Mariachi music and anything exotic, jungle, and tropical (sometimes I can be pretty eclectic), Andrew W.K. (Ive met the guy and he is an awesome person), the Misfits, CKY, Gnarr Kill, Rockabilly/Surfabilly, The Smiths/Morissey, Rusted Root, late 80's hair bands, U2, REM, Mike Doughty (Soul Coughing), Richard Cheese, Cirque Du Soleil music, Cesaria Evora, Paris Combo, Rusted Root, Frank-Dean-Sammy-Joey: 'The Rat Pack', Italian Arias, Celtic, P.O.D., the Black Eyed Peas ('Get Retarted'), Sound Garden, Audioslave, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Skid Row, Poison, Bon Jovi, Jimi Hendrix, the Doors, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic, Composers: Mozart, Beethoven, Danny Elfman, and Joseph Loduca (See Army of Darkness/Darkman), Alien Ant Farm, Dropkick Murphys, The Cranberries (First two albums), Pearl Jam, Digital Underground (remember that shit?!), MC Hammer, Morris Day Jerome and the Times, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, House of Pain ('yeah, like fuckin House of Pain was going to do anything anyways...'- Swingers, V.V.), Foo Fighters, Stone Temple Pilots, Stabbing Westward, Switchblade Symphony, Lords of Acid, NIN, Nick Cave, Creedence, Everclear, Sublime, Green Day, Chris Isaak, ELVIS, Tears for Fears, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, UB-40, Billy Idol, the Stray Cats, the Rev. Horton Heat, Shaggy, Bizmarkie, Outkast, Sex Pistols, Prodigy, Enya (yeah, didnt expect that one did ya!), Ainsley McGray (a very good friend of mine always in my heart), Blackout (also very good friends of mine), the Cure, Concrete Blonde, Depeche Mode, 'It Came From the Dessert,' Good Charlotte, Cindy Lauper, Michael Jackson, 311, Maroon 5, the Gypsy Kings, Run DMC, Sade, No Doubt, Counting Crowes, Bob Marley, Deep Forest, Reggae and calypso, Sparrow, Smashing Pumpkins, Smash Mouth, Type O Negative, Social Distortion, Linkin Park, New Found Glory, Sum 41, skater music, Punk, 80's music, Uncle Kracker, some techno, some hip-hop and rap, some classical, jazz, bad b-movie songs (Dramarama), Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, and many many more...

Movies:

Me and my best mates independent movie: 'Dark Night,' Pirates of the Caribbean, Shaun Of The Dead, Big Fish, Gladiator, Pitch Black and Riddick, Charlie Chaplin Buster Keaton Marks Bros. and W.C. Fields flicks, Hellboy, various old Pirate flicks (Captain Blood, Seahawks, Treasure Island, and The Crimson Pirate), The Crow, Grosse Pointe BLANK, Swingers, the Goonies, Rebel Without a Cause, Highlander (1st), Highlander renegade version, Highlander Endgame, Superman (ofcourse), Batman (the first movie) and Batman Forever, Spider-man

Television:

Jackass (was my fav when it was on), Smallville, the Sopranos, the Amazing Race (w/ my sis/ bro-in law and nieces- thanks for introducing it to me), the Simple Life (yeah yeah, I know, but their HOT!!), Highlander (when it was still on w/ Adrian Paul- who I hear in person is a major dick), Friends, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (back in the day...), the Justice League, Monster Garage, Orange County Choppers, MTV's Pimp My Ride, the Real World, Road Rules, and Room Raiders, the Osbournes, Wild Boyz, Viva La Bam, Insomniac, the Chapelle Show, Iron Chef, the Naked Chef (and others on the Food Network), Reno 911, A

Books:

The Bible, Captain Blood (Rafael Sabatini), The Rum Diary and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (and other work by Hunter S. Thompson), Wiseguy, The Canterburry Tales, Angelas Ashes, The Call of the Wild and White Fang, Jack the Ripper, MacBeth/Much Ado About Nothing/and A Midsummer Nights Dream, Interview With the Vampire, Angels: Billy Graham, Dr. Jeckyl and Mister Hyde, Poetry by: Pablo Neruda, Jack Kerouac and W.B. Yeats, Edgar Allan Poe, the Screwtape Letters, Animal Farm, Wicked, the Old man and the sea, the Death and Life of Superman, Return of the Wolfman, Pirates on the Chesapeake, Under the Black Flag: Exploits of the most notorious Pirates, Who Moved My Cheese?, The Stinky Cheese Man, Where The Wild Things Are, I kissed Dating Goodbye, Boy Meets Girl, and If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B movie actor by Bruce Campbell (one of my heroes).Magazines: Thrasher, Transworld Skateboarding/Snowboarding, Wizard, Rolling Stone, Biker mags and Car mags (especially Hot Rods and classics- see 1970 Dodge Charger and 1957 Corvette, GQ, Poetry mags, True West, Entertainment, the TV guide, and others...

Heroes:

Dont really need one- already one, but Ill give some shout outs: Superman (yeah, yeah, well gotta give him some props, I guess... ;) ), BRUCE CAMPBELL (The B-movie King!- I'll be there one day, thank you Rob- 'Dark Night' & 'Dark Night 2'), Captain Bad Ass (One Bad Ass Motha- Thanks for bringin me in on the ranks Cap'), Captain Henry Morgan, Captain Edward Teach, Calico Jack (John Rackham), Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Johnny Depp (ofcourse), Vin Diesel, the Rock (Dwayne Johnson), my man Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Campbell (a.k.a. Ash), Kurt Russell (a.k.a. Snake Plissken/Jack Burton), Shaun (Simon Pegg- Shaun Of The Dead), James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Humphrey Bogart, Steve Mcqueen, Jay of Jay and Silent Bob, Bartleby, and Broadie (but lets not forget that loveable Silent) of the various Kevin Smith films, Slash from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (cause all I want is my palm tree too), Happy Harry Hard-on, Dane Cook (The best comic out there www.danecook.com), Johnny Knoxville, Andrew W.K., Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, my tattoo artist: Violet, cigarettes, and last but not least: booze! AAArrr…

My Blog

Dark Night II!- Casting anyone Interested...

One of my best mates Rob and I are back at it again doing the sequal to our first indie movie 'Dark Night.'  This long anticipated yet cheesy b, I should say C, flick will begin shooting this fal...
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

Paintball !- Looking for a few good men & women...

One of my best friends Andy and I are getting back into paintball and are looking for some guys and girls to join!  If you are interested, energetic, agile, athletic, think you can move fast, or ...
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 06:37:00 PST

Good and wild girls?!

Alright, Ive been on many dates since I broke up with my ex which has been a bit over a year now. Is it concievable in this lifetime to actually have a good girl who is wild as well? Lately, its bee...
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Greatest American Hero...

"Believe it or not Im walkin on air, I never thought I could feel so freeeEE..." Thats right, the first season of this wonderfully goofy/gay show is on dvd. Saw it tonight at one of my favorite st...
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Valentines...

Valentines day rocks if you are with someone, and sucks ass if you are alone. Other than that, its just another Hallmark holiday. Have fun you crazy kids...
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If this was your last night...

If this was your last night, what would you do if no one was around to really understand to the point of where they didnt think you were crazy, and what would you do? I know this really depends on th...
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Junior the Junebug...

Junior the Junebug... Truly a great superhero... check him out under my friends. Superboy, OUT!! S=) P.s. Were here for your protection... ;)
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whats your beer drinking name??

http://www.beerdrinkingfools.org/bdfname2.htm Superboy - SUPERBOY SAGRES or JOHNNYCOURAGE =P
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Like to skate...

Hey, wuz up yall.... just got a new board tonight and looking for some folk to grind with. Anyone in the MD, DC, VA, or sorrounding areas, hit me up and we'll huck and truck... peace- long live Jackas...
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where were you on 9/11/01??

I was sleeping when my ex called (we were dating at the time). She was freaking out and thinking about leaving work. I jumped in the car (not naked, dressed ofcourse) and headed over with coffee and d...
Posted by Johnny a.k.a. 'S' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST