I love suspenders, buttons, zippers, and ties. And when I say "love" I mean: you will most likely be molested if you are wearing suspenders,your zipper will almost definitely be pulled down, you may have some buttons open, and your tie will be twirled at least once.
I hate it when people are genuinely impolite and/or inconsiderate - I'll forgive sour moods, not personality traits. I eat a lot of meat - that doesn't mean I hate animals.
I love people who adore their pets and their grandparents.
I work 40-hours-a-week...I wish I smoked so I'd have a constant excuse to go outside and get away from the air conditioning.
I'm late to everything, it's nothing personal. I highly suggest you tell me to be there half an hour earlier than you tell anyone else to be there.
I don't watch scary movies. I sit in the theater peeking through my fingers at the screen and tenaciously hanging onto the nearest arm...sometimes using their fingers to peek through.
I hate lukewarm people. They've got to be passionate about at least one thing in their lives. I don't care what it is...Star Wars, Ninja Pirate Butt Babies, Renaissance Faires, Dancing...whatever...just care about something.
Unless it's dumb. You know - gotta have standards.
Like most, I love my friends to a point of healthy obsession and constant threats of murder-for-their-own-sake if they should ever attempt to leave me. They like those threats. I know I do. Makes you feel loved just a little bit more, doesn't it? You'll know you're a true friend if I ever threaten to kill you "just so I can keep you next to me forever" or help you kill and bury someone in the desert. That's how I measure my friends - by murderability...and their ability to randomly quote off-beat movies/shows..that's key too.
I say "your mom" at the most inappropriate moments or just during pauses in conversation because I think it's funny.
I love people who will stay on the phone with me when I'm scared and alone walking home in the dark at 4 am even though they were sleeping before I called. I guess one must love people like that. They're rare.
