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Dr. Bumshingle

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About Me

What can I say? I'm a sick man... I've got problems. I'm comfortable with my problems though, so for now, I don't need a solution.

My Interests

Anything filth related. Stuff thats brown/moist/smelly/yellow/green/stained/ dirty/unwashed/scented/soiled/disturbed

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Movies:

Grey lights flicker yonder/ The echo of sweet wonder/ I close my eyes and begin to ponder.../ The man with the brown finger/

Television:

Empty ashtray full of woe/Thursday's child has far to go/Playdough caught between a toe/Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po/

Books:

Turn eye, gam toe/ Which way? Don't know/ My hand, our bum.../ Soiled nail, brown scum/

My Blog

The Cushion

A bottle of coke, and three young men,Sit under the stairs with fuck all to do,Open to anything, a new game is made,The couch as their haven they begin to brew.A time limit is set with the cushion in ...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:23:00 PST

A rant from Ray

Nice guy.... pity about his shoes though. Did ye see the state of them? Bleedin shite all over them. Seen his ma the other day, she's still got the sideburns!! I think they suit her though. Sure just ...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST

The Wooden Shoe

Four drug takers with fuck all to do, Cory Philpott and her wooden shoe, My fair lady, 8 scrambled eggs, Forklift driver out of the head... Broken window, I'm telling ma!! Snoopin around for her push...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST

The Dreaded Poo Hangover

Carpe Diem, Cease the Day, These natural bum chews are here to stay. Swolen rusty, what's best for lunch? Scented dingle with a feisty crunch! Sure there she is, with her fancy shoe, "Will ye have...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:55:00 PST

Bum Fiddle Dee-dee

Out in the garden, under the tree, Sit two little monkey's, Fiddle Dum and Dee-dee, Picking their knits, they devise a plan, Which involves 2 bums, and each others hand, As both parties got exci...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:54:00 PST

Acid Saga part 2

A bottle of haw and a bucket of glue, Aunt Nuala's hanky, some left over stew, Handlebars, skateboards, old toe nail snips, Making them wet with some hot salsa dip! Baz's left foot and Rob Hatchel...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:51:00 PST

Brown Star at Night, Horatio's Delight

Down by the river bank, Rory and Rob Hatchell play, Fiddling with each other, these kids are pretty gay. They both are heavy bum invaders, always in the mood, Fooling around with the brown star, fing...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:48:00 PST

Liberty Caps for Breakfast

Liberty Caps for Breakfast We set out at midday wearing nothing but socks, Myself and young Raymond, with his wind swaying locks, Our secret location was at the foot of Mushy Hill, Where we grew...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:36:00 PST

Raymond and his Amazing Technicoloured Underpants

It was a long dark night. The wind blew strong, tossing everything in its path of destruction. In a moment of madness, Raymond removed his stained underpants which he hadn't changed in four months. T...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:16:00 PST

Playa den Bosa - Sniperville

Well it was Friday morning and everyone fell asleep, so I decided to go walk about. Went to the bank machine to see if it was workin for me, and some scary lookin dude was gawkin me out of it. I thou...
Posted by Dr. Bumshingle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:35:00 PST