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Chuck

I already brought sexy back.

About Me






I was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to my gift, and arranged to have me written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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My Interests

Total Gym, Fucking Hot Chicks, and Kicking Ass.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Looking for a few good men and women.

Music:


No Music. Just Chuck Facts...
I, Chuck Norris... ...can slam revolving doors. ...only uses one chop stick. ...is allowed to talk about fight club. ...has 2 speeds, Walk and Kill. ...can speak braille. more to come.

Movies:

I like all movies. "Never question Chuck Norris!"

Television:

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Heroes:

Myself.