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Professor Jesse

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About Me


My name is Jesse.

I am a Robot's soul trapped in a human shell. Sleep Kicks Ass is my website. I am also an avid film editor, if you need a movie or slideshow put together let me know and I'll help you out.
About me is all about Green. Money to run the operations of life, lime to give things flavor, trees to keep things twisted, and envy to keep the scales balanced. I like to watch, observe, and soak in every detail of every detail, and I like to look at things that are beautiful.
I plan on becoming a cinematographer and working my way up to the director's chair. I want to make the greatest movies ever... but I will settle for being an awesome producer. If i can make you believe what you see on the screen then I did my job correctly. I'm a writer also but I'm lazy as fuck, I will finish a novel before I die I can promise you that at least.
My Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?
My Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?

You are GOB. You're the first born, sick of playing
second fiddle, always third in line, tired of
finishing fourth, being the fifth wheel. There
are 6 things you're mad about and you're taking
over.
Arrested Development: Which Bluth Are You?
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My Interests

I like to watch humans act and look at beautiful things, so good movies are my number one interest.
If it makes me laugh, makes me happy, is fun to do, and I can watch it for hours, then it interests me. If it comes in a mug or pint and I can't see through it, then it interests me. If it looks, acts, and smells like a lady, then it interests me. I hate to think, it's something I waste entirely too much time doing. I don't like lame shit, so basically no Oprah, Dr. Phil or Danielle Steel novels. I like to play chess, tetris, Super Smash Brothers Melee, and World of Warcraft, but I don't like to spend too much time at home lately.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Show and Borat

Music:

Beastie Boys - Ch-Check it Out

I like a lot of music. Ska is up there as probably my favorite, then comes music made by and/or with computers. Also anyone who can shred a guitar is the shit (Kaki King is a goddess). If it has a funky-ska-raggae beat then I'm quite there indeed.

Movies:

Movies are my thing... I watch movies like crazy. I love most movies that involve humans acting, as obvious as that sounds some humans are in movies and still decide not to do any acting, and some act but they still are not very convincing. Wanna watch a movie? Let's see it then!
My Favorite Directors: Wes Anderson, Guy Ritchie, Richard Linklater, David Fincher, James Cameron, Terry Gilliam, Ben Stiller, Martin Scorsese, Christopher Guest, Oliver Stone, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Spike Jonze, Ridley Scott, Danny Boyle, Rob Reiner, Gore Verbinski, Judd Apatow, Todd Phillips, Peter Jackson, Steven Spielberg, Robert Zemeckis, Quentin Tarantino, Darren Aronofsky, Tim Burton, Alexander Payne, Christopher Nolan
Films: I will never be able to make a list of the movies I love, there are too many to even remember. At the very top of my list are: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Back to the Future trilogy, Original Star Wars trilogy, Ravenous and many many more... order now!
My Favorite Film:
(Sorry SteveZ, you were good... but that house it just too beautiful)

Television:

Ready?... (takes deep breath)... Mr. Show, Red Dwarf, MST3K, Monty Python, Ren & Stimpy, Invader Zim, Samurai Champloo, Fawlty Towers, Married with Children, Strangers with Candy, Futurama, Upright Citizens Brigade, Robot Chicken, The Office (BBC & NBC), Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Sopranos, Arrested Development, Wonder Showzen, Welcome Back Kotter, The Simpsons, Blackadder, Ben Stiller Show, Da Ali G Show, Seinfeld, Adult Swim, Family Guy, Venture Brothers, Freaks and Geeks, Sifl-&-Olly, Beavis & Butt-Head, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Quantum Leap, and anything & everything "Star Trek". Oh theres more... but I'll be damned if I'm forced to remember it all now.

Books:

Authors: Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick, are the current favorites. Harry Potter owns- Oh and eh... Neil Gaiman... (I guess) =P

Heroes:



My Blog

Christmas Movie 2007

As a poor college student I couldn't afford to buy my friends presents for Christmas, so I made this movie for them instead. They liked it and I had fun making it. Hope you like it too.Christmas Movie...
Posted by Professor Jesse on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:02:00 PST

A Delicious Sweater!

Slow day at work with MS Paint.
Posted by Professor Jesse on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:50:00 PST

Poetry?

I'd like to take this challenge, this challenge if you willI'd like to try some poetryI'd like to get my fill.I'd like to sit and type all day, all long the livelong dayI'd like like to write some pre...
Posted by Professor Jesse on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:37:00 PST

Halloween 2006! (pictures)

Here are some of the pictures taken at the various hialeah halloween festivities.Feel free to make a gallery, and show any pictures you would like to.Halloween 2006 Picture Galleries...
Posted by Professor Jesse on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST

My greatest robot creation!

The pinnacle of robotic butler technology is here today. It may look like an old 60s robot, but don't let the carefully designed aesthetics fool you! This robot is packed to the brim with state of the...
Posted by Professor Jesse on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

I Don't Like It... It's Loose - A New Movie

This movie is called "I Don't Like It... It's Loose!" Hector recorded a video of a roller coaster ride and sent it to my "lab". He suggested the song and I put it together. Came out pretty good I thin...
Posted by Professor Jesse on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:32:00 PST

Royal Gardens - A Short Movie

I took NINE MINUTES of footage, and a handful of photos, on our vacation to Busch Gardens. I still managed to turn it into a little tribute to my favorite movie. It came out pretty good I think.Try to...
Posted by Professor Jesse on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST

The Fruits of My Labor

I made a music video for some video editing practice, enjoy!...
Posted by Professor Jesse on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

The Search (A Short Story)

I wrote this story as a practice for writing dialogue. Enjoy.The SearchThey were approaching their destination, the navigator double checked the coordinates just to be sure."This looks like the right ...
Posted by Professor Jesse on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:14:00 PST

All Women Are Crazy

If you disagree with this then you are crazy, and therefore most likely a woman.
Posted by Professor Jesse on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:42:00 PST