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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


"what you take won't kill you
but be careful what you're giving"

depeche mode "dream on"

we're only on this planet once and i'm trying to have the best time possible and leave behind a most satisfied skeleton. if you're going to take up my time please try to be funny, fashionable, and courteous to animals. don't be clingy or needy. respect my personal space (i like at least 12 inches between myself and your face, at least) and if i don't pick up the phone on the first try? just leave me a message cause chances are this receptionist/do boy/personal assistant has already gone way past his quota of phone calls he wants to voluntarily pick up. i'm not rude, just tired.

My Interests

jagermeister!!!, mojitos, crown royal and coke, hot guys, dancing like coked up rock stars, umbrellas, pirates, funny guys, things that smell good, road trips, DT, good stories, competition, good movies, hot guys in wifebeaters, tattoos, piercings, sheesha, 808, sex, money, loud music, getting fucked up with my friends, barnes and nobles, lincoln road, chicken phillies at flannigans, and things that are free all top the list of things that i hold at interest.

i am dying to go to africa if the mosquitos ever go away.



I'd like to meet:



people who wear white jeans, people who drink beer from cans, and republicans are usually immediate NEXT'S but i'm open minded.

Music:

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MUSE, tori amos, amy winehouse, Arcade Fire, the cranberries, garbage, go-go's, spoon, no doubt, the faint, fischerspooner, bjork, madonna, sarah mclachlan, vanessa carlton, nelly furtado, christina aguilera, evanescence, franz ferdinand, courtney love, ABBA, metric, jewel, metric, interpol, jimmyeatworld, the bangles, postal service, at the drive in, travis, modest mouse, david bowie, blondie, elton john, alison kraus, jem, the von bondies, skunk anansie, suzanne vega, rufus wainwright, tilly and the wall, the libertines, goldfrapp, yeah yeah yeah's, ladytron, elliot smith, shakespear's sister, radiohead, cansei de ser sexy, melissa auf der maur, dismemberment plan, air, system of a down, aimee mann, afi, the beatles, beth orton, VAST

Movies:



DONNIE DARKO, jurassic park, the breakfast club, the others, go, amelie, goonies, the anniversary party, you can count on me, gremlins, the professional, clue, interview w/the vampire, adventures in babysitting, dazed and confused, heathers, joyride, kalifornia, return to oz, the game, MOULIN ROUGE, pan's labyrinth, identity, dawn of the dead (the remake)

Television:



reno911, intervention, survivor, the real world, lost, veronica mars, the amazing race, buffy, the office, chapelle show, insomniac, aqua teen hunger force, project runway, tom goes to the mayor, weeds

Books:



anything by douglas copeland, scott smith, stephen king, alice hoffman, gregory maguire, or christopher rice

Heroes:



joan rivers, PETA, shirley manson, jenna morasca

My Blog

dude.

i used to fucking love the cranberries. i used to wear their ratty ass concert t-shirts to school even though they were full of holes and shit even when they had holes in the armpits. it was awesome. ...
Posted by the Cheshire Fag" on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:59:00 PST