There was this one time we were playing. The ball popped out left center. Someone caught it. They threw it to third and I got em out.
I have dogs that lick me.
I like bacon and other fine meats.
My wife is my best friend and I actually mean that so shut the fuck up.
If I snore please don't get mad. It's a genetic thing. I can't help it.
Please stop by and have a Guinness and a game of pool with me.
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