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mrs.timberlake

~ma name is like a dick...always in hoes mouth~

About Me

U KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN IF... You have ever been hit by a chancla. You can play any sport wearing your chanclas. You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, You use your lips to point something out. You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music You call your sneakers "tenees". You have at least thirty cousins. You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!" Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. You have a drunk uncle/aunt. You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio! You have ever had to tellyour kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold. You go to a wedding or Quincea񥲡, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now. You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR ASS!***You're proud to be Mexican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Mexican friends***ME BEING CRAZY WITH THE CAMERA!!!

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My Interests

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Music:

i loooooooooooooveeeee music i like all kinds o
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: SASSY
Birthday: SEPT 26 1990
Birthplace: POMONA
Current Location: SAN-DIEGO
Eye Color: BROWn
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5.2
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: BROWN
The Shoes You Wore Today: NIKE
Your Weakness: HMMMMMMM.............
Your Fears: YOU
Your Perfect Pizza: JUST CHEESS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET OVER JUSTIN
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: WAT TIME IS IT?
Your Best Physical Feature: I DUNO
Your Bedtime: DONT GOT 1
Your Most Missed Memory: MY HOUSE IN POMONA
Pepsi or Coke: SPRITE
MacDonalds or Burger King: JUMBO JACK
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: TAZO
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH
Cappuccino or Coffee: CARMEL FRAP
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: SOMETIMES
Do you Sing: YES VERY WELL
Do you Shower Daily: HELL NO
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: NO
Do you want to get Married: BEEN THER DONE THAT
Do you belive in yourself: NO
Do you get Motion Sickness: SOMETIMES
Do you think you are Attractive: NO
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO
Do you play an Instrument: NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: MABEE
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'LL YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: HA HA HA HEK NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YES
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: MABEE
Ever been called a Tease: NO
Ever been Beaten up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: I WANNA DRINK ALOT OF SLEEPING PILLS AND NEVER WAKE UP!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A LEAF BLOWER
What country would you most like to Visit: ALABAMA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREEN
Favourite Hair Color: SPIKES OR BALD
Short or Long Hair: DEPENDS
Height: TALL
Weight: A LIL BITE
Best Clothing Style: ECHO
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: ALOT
Number of Piercings: HHHHMMMMM...........
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ALOT

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Movies:

right now my favorite movie is nopolian dinomit he is so sexy!!!!!!!!1

Television:

i dont really like watching to much tv but when i do watch it i usually watch mtv!

Books:

books are from hell!

Heroes:

my hero is you!!!!!!!!!