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lardteamaker,

The ramblings of the boy Lard

About Me

Well I'm Lard or will, William or oi! I'm 27, working for Curry's.digital as one of Satan's little helpers or as a salesman whatever you prefer to know us as. What else????? Erm I like things and stuff (See opposite. :P).............well if you want to know or to just talk about stuff and things well drop me a mail, but the amount of weird bollocks my mouth can spew when i'm in a silly mood is quite high. :)Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

WWE, hanging out with my friends, reading, games and sometimes going out to cinema and pub. Also like going to a kick ass rock club called 'Kenny's dead'

I'd like to meet:

hmmmmmmmm...........Let me see.........Vince Mcmahon for one, erm the anne summers lingerie modelling team, Micheal Schumacher and Stone cold steve Austin, Trish Stratus too. Never got the chance. Closest times i got was at aisleside at Raw and when she was carried right by me by m.n.m.,Jimmy Carr and also anyone on my list who i haven't met in real life yet.

Music:

R.E.M. Metal and generally stuff that doesn't suck

Movies:

The big Lebowski, Lock, stock and two smoking barrels, commando, Smokey and the bandit, the cannon ball run 1 and 2, Lethal weapon quadrilogy, (hey i'm allowed to use one big word at least.)Bond films well near enough all of them, not a fan of 'Liecence to kill.' Indiana jones, star wars (first three made.), The crow.

Television:

Red Dwarf, Family guy, Simpsons, phoenix nights, Paddy and maxs road to nowhere, My name is Earl, Buffy, Angel, firefly, Bottom, wwe, 8 out of ten cats, Brass eye and last but by no means least Garth Merenghi's Dark Place.

Books:

The discworld novels, Tom holt, Marks chadbourn's Jack Churchill saga, The raven novels And David Gemmell. Also a big fan of judge dredd.

My Blog

random bored stuff

hello,         Was reading NUT's blog yesterday and swearing came up in conversation and during thinking about decent swearwords acrynims pop into my head and two r...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

sporty weekend.

Yep a BIIIIIGGGGGG weekend of sporty stuff. (well that i'm interested in anyway. UFC 67 Which features the debut of Mirko Cro Cop. An awesome Croatian fighter famous in japan. Took on Bob Sapp once. (...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

Era's. They keep ending!!

Hello peeps! hope life is treating you good. As the name of the blog surgests it's the end of another era for me as this is the final week of working as a salesman for Curry's. Now at this point I cou...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:24:00 PST

New year................'hic'

           Hope everyone had a good and tipsy new year? Good . Now here comes the shock to the people who don't know. i'm losing my job. The powers th...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

ho,ho,ho, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

hello all......hope your all well. As it's near the end of year. i'd thought i'd share some things that have happened this year. First of them being.........I SEE FAMOUSE PEOPLE!!! Yep and not but add...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST

hmmmmm well that's kinda not good.

hey all. Hope your well. People know i've got been good over the past few days and found out why today. Looks like my health probs are flairing again. An internal abcess has once again been found whic...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

The weekend of laughing my ass off

Hello all. My throat is sore from this weekend. But for the most part very worth it. It was my brothers 30th this weekend and stuff happened yesssssss. Friday went to the rock night in kettering which...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

hmmmmmmm.......random stuff really

Greeting me hearties!!! Thought i'd ramble about some things really. (Indulge me ok. :) ) First i've been noticing alot of friends are getting hacked and dodgy bulletins are being sent out. Right occ...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:57:00 PST

Borat.........

Hey all. Hope you've all had a good weekend? Right well here it is the Borat review.... If anyone doesn't have a sense of sick humour or very religous I ask you not to go see this film. It will offen...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

Casino Royale.........my verdict!!!

hey all.           Well my first week back at work from a much needed break and i already got my first bad customer. Didn't like what he was told so went ...
Posted by lardteamaker, lord of the teapot on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST