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THE GURU

If God went through what he had inflicted on man, he would kill himself!

About Me

I am 33 years old, bald and don't give a toss what you think about it either!, tattooed, love to laugh my ass off at life and myself and I also have a 20 year old partner, her 3 year old daughter, who is already showing signs of being a music fan! and have a baby girl on the way. Love the family lifestyle! I have 2 diploma's from the Onkaparinga Institute of TAFE College in South Australia, certificate 2 in Hospitality and certificate 2 in Community Services, which is where I met my partner! Did I mention I love music? Well it's practicaly my life! Ever since I saw KISS on Australian TV in 1980, I was hooked. The roar of the crowd, the entertainment value and the way music makes me feel, whether I'm happy or sad, it's all good. Have spent loads of money over 20 years on vinyl, video's, tapes, cd's, dvd's and guitars! Always enjoy a beer with friends while the tunes are cranking! Not as wild and crazy as I was in my 20's but still a little weird! I love big women, my partner is a big gorgeous lady and natural is always better, not stick thin cocaine machines!!! I have a strange and bizarre sense of humour, so always be ready!!!

My Interests

Music, movies, playing guitar, making babies, family, reading and drinking!

I'd like to meet:

Cool, crazy, intelligent, creative and positive people who love heavy music and life itself. Also individuals who understand what it's like to have a family. Non judgemental individuals who can appreciate and respect other people's feelings, thoughts and opinions. Two faced liar's are not wanted on my profile!!!

Music:

Faith No More, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Gary Numan, Weezer, KISS, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Warrior Soul, The Cult, System of a Down, Deftones, Chris Poland, Drain STH, Army of Anyone, The Darkness, Suzanne Vega, Green Day, Strapping Young Lad, Nitro, Yngwie Malmsteen, early Gary Moore, Urban Dance Squad, early Metallica, Megadeth, Alanis Morissette, Pearl jam, Alice In Chains, The Panic Channel, Anthrax, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Dokken, Skid Row, Foo Fighters, NIN, Motley Crue, Nirvana, Disneyland After Dark, The Police, Living Colour, Led Zeppelin, Duran Duran, Van Halen, Pantera, Type O Negative, Flotsam & Jetsam, Depeche Mode, Arch Enemy, Slayer, Murderdolls, Puddle of Mudd, Power Station, Poison, Enuff Z Nuff, Tesla, Audioslave, Spread Eagle, Machine Head, Stryper, White Lion, Old Skull, Warlock, Doro Pesch, Kreator, Exodus, Testament, Iron Maiden, Whitesnake, RATT, Rage Against the machine, Stone Temple Pilots, early Guns & Roses, Ozzy Osbourne, A Perfect Circle, Dread Zeppelin, Jane's Addiction, Alice Cooper, Ugly Kid Joe, Silverchair, Midnight Oil, Life of Agony, 311, Kings X, Models, early INXS, Hoodoo Gurus, Thin Lizzy, Split Enz, Crowded House, Rollins Band, Billy Idol, Primus, Danzig, Scatterbrain, AC/DC, 24-7 Spyz, early Def Leppard, Sepultura, Soulfly, David Bowie, Extreme, Jimi Hendrix, Napalm Death, Fear Factory, Weird Al Yankovic, L.A. Guns, early Prince, The Cure, Sex Pistols, Human League, Trivium, Dub War, The Clash, Concrete Blonde, early Cranberries, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Public Enemy, Ice T, Black Sabbath, Cheap Trick, Pink, NWA, Stormtroopers of Death, Voivod, Live, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, The Doors, early U2, In This Moment, Pist On, Overkill, Smashing Pumpkins, Mellissa Auf DeMaur, Killswitch Engage, Jesus Jones, Hatebreed, Avril Lavigne, Winger and of course The Beatles!!!

Movies:

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Aliens, Elephant Man, Pulp Fiction, My Own Private Idaho, Spiderman, Animal House, Halloween, Evil Dead, Rated X, Hellraiser, Unbreakable, Basketball Diaries, Pollock, Drugstore Cowboy, Salton Sea, Bad Luietenant, Clerks, Casino, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Easy Rider, Training Day, Kurt & Courtney, Bachelor Party, Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, One Who Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Shinning, Dreamcatcher, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Creepshow 1 & 2, The Terminator, Scanners, Blues Brothers, The Lonely Guy, The Jacket, Sid & Nancy, Basquet, Suburbia (The Punk Film), Serpico, Scarface, Heat, Carlito's Way, Mean Streets, The Godfather 1-3, No.1 Gangster, A Night At The Roxbury, Philladelphia, Jackie Brown, Naked Gun 1-3, Scary Movie 1-4, JFK, The Doors, Hulk, Hellboy, American Psycho, Psycho (Original), An American Werewolf In London, Half Baked, anything by Cheech & Chong, anything by Monty Python, Gremlins 1-2, Seven, Platoon & too many more to mention!!!

Television:

M.A.S.H., Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, Futurama, Supergroup, The Tick, Masters of the Universe, Greg the Bunny, Black Books, ALI G, The D Generation, The Paul Hogan Show, Minder, The Professionals, Dead Ringers, The Family Guy, Trailor Park Boys, Supergroup, Rockstar:Supernova, Entourage, early X Files, The Young Ones, Not The Nine O' Clock News, Billy Connollly's World Tour, Inspector Rex, South Park, The Office (U.S. Version), Now For Something Completely Different, The Bill (early years) and anything else funny, scary, erotic and thought provoking that I might of forgotten!!!

Books:

Motley Crue's The Dirt, Anthony Keidas' Scar Tissue, The Autobiography of Perry Ferrell & Jane's Addiction, Marilyn Manson's Long Road Out of Hell, Clive Barker's The A-Z of Horror, American Psycho, The Autobiography of Jeffrey Dahmer, The A-Z of Serial Killers, Tattoo Savage, Classic Rock, The Autobiography of Billy Connolly, The Autobiography of Robin Williams, The Complete History of Heavy Metal and the Mr.Men books!!!

Heroes:

Barney from the Simpsons, James Hetfield, Anthony Keidas, Eddie Vedder, Mike Patton, Andy Taylor, Mike Clark, Motley Crue, Scott Ian, Henry Rollins, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Jeff Ament, Dave Grohl, Billy Idol, Billy Connolly, Otto from the Simpsons, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Spiderman, Dave Mustaine, Peter North, Steve Jones, Sebastian Bach, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Skeletor, Dimebag Darrell and Big Beautiful Women!!!

My Blog

Here are some cool bands and albums you should check out.

Here's a list of some bands I reckon you should check out. Ex-Megadeth/Damn The Machine guitarist Chris Poland, is now in a new project called OHM, very jazzy, which considering his background, is no ...
Posted by Kirk The Guru on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:18:00 PST

SOME ALBUMS THAT INSPIRED ME!

Ok I did my best here but there is no way I can pick all the best albums in my lifespan, as I'm sure I'll forget a few! Here goes anyway, in no particular order fans... 01. KISS - Unmasked 02. DURAN D...
Posted by Kirk The Guru on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:15:00 PST

Hello to all like minded music fans

G'day, the name's Kirk and I am 33 yrs old, guitarist, music lover and family man. Have been into loud music ever since I saw KISS on Australian TV in 1980, and have since racked up lots of cash ...
Posted by Kirk The Guru on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:52:00 PST