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earl.

Nobody gets it.

About Me

Coming DECEMBER 1st, 2007
to the El Portal Theatre
The Project Newspeak Sketch Comedy Show!
Be there or I'll cry.
I more than likely think you're swell.
A Clown's Prayer
Lord as I stumble through this life,
Help me to create more laughter than tears,
dispense more happiness than gloom,
spread more cheer than despair.
Never let me grow so big that
I will fail to see the wonder in the eyes of a child
or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.
Never let me forget that I am a clown...
that my work is to cheer people up,
make them happy, and make them laugh,
make them forget, at least for a moment,
all the unpleasant things in their lives.
Never let me acquire financial success
to the point where I will discontinue
calling upon my Creator in the hour of plenty.
And LORD,
in my final moment,
may I hear YOU whisper:
"When you made MY PEOPLE smile,
you made ME smile."
Come on... I know you want to!!
Come Watch!
December 1st, 2007
North Hollywood, CA
Online Videos by Veoh.com
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My Interests

Music, Theater, Video Games, Reading!, Reading People's Minds, Telepathy, Super Strength, Mutant Healing Factor, Force Lightning.

I'd like to meet:

Albus Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlin... all who could possibly be the same old man. What an attention whore.

Music:

I hate music. Haha.

Movies:

The Crowheart, Star Matrix, Lord of the Society, The Aladdin King, Seven Dumbers, Garden Vampire, Lock stock and two smoking Potters.

Television:

Heroes, Jeopardy, Iron Chef, and Simply Ming.

Books:

Haruki Murakami, Chuck Palahniuk, Harry Potter, Maxx Barry, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weis.

Heroes:

Batman, Spawn, Superman, Wolverine, Black Suit Spiderman, XO Manowar, Bloodshot, Grifter, Badrock, Psylocke, Fei Long, Ryu Hoshi, Kratos, Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Cloud Strife, Squall Leonheart, Darth Revan, The Exile, NJO Luke Skywalker, Kyle Katarn.

My Blog

Pork Sandwich on Rye

CRAYON BOX SURVEYRED IS LOVE1. Do you like someone?No way man.2. Do you believe in love at first sight?I believe in extreme infatuation at first sight.3. Do you believe in love?you have to get through...
Posted by earl. on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

Check out this event: Room to Improvs 1st Show of the Season!!!!

Hosted By: Room to ImprovWhen: Friday Sep 07, 2007 at 10:30 PMWhere: Two Roads Theatre4348 Tujunga Ave.Studio City, CA 91604United StatesDescription:Room to Improv Click Here To View Event...
Posted by earl. on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST

Check out this event: Room to Improv: LAST STUDIO CITY SHOW!

Hosted By: Room to ImprovWhen: Friday Jun 01, 2007 at 10:30 PMWhere: Two Roads Theatre4348 Tujunga Ave.Studio City, CA 91604United StatesDescription:Room to Improv Click Here To View Event...
Posted by earl. on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:04:00 PST

Popsicles for Usurpers, Stalagmites, and Okra.

1) What's their name?PUSO at UCI2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?Not that I know of.3) Would you go to Disney land with them?Hell yes!4) How old were you when you first met?175) Has he/she e...
Posted by earl. on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:01:00 PST

Ramshackle Pop

TEN FAVORITES.01. show- Iron Chef?02. soda- Code Red!03. color- Blurple04. sport- Curling05. mall- None.06. music- Free.07. food- Digested.08. season- Autumn09. day Friday10. city- TheramoreTEN FACTS...
Posted by earl. on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:44:00 PST

Room To Improv 3rd Friday Show - Costa Mesa

Hosted By: Room to ImprovWhen: Friday May 18, 2007 at 10:30 PMWhere: Costa Mesa Civic Playhouse661 Hamilton St.Costa Mesa, CA 92626United StatesDescription:Room to Improv Click Here To View Event...
Posted by earl. on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

Avocado's Number.

1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? a gin and tonic2. Do you follow college football? No3. Who took this survey before you? Borrach4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? ...
Posted by earl. on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

WTF

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?A. A nice balsamic vinaigrette, or a nice pesto.Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?A. Oinkster, slow fast food.Q. What is your favorite sit-down res...
Posted by earl. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

tone deaf in springfield by Sir Vey

Dayam!1. Where were you 1 hour ago?Home, getting ready for work2. Who will be your next kiss?Yes.3. When is the last time you went to the mall?Right before christmas.4. Are you wearing socks right now...
Posted by earl. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

Costco Pizza

1. Your name plus "y"?early - how ironic.2. How you feeling at the moment?meh.3. What are you listening to right now?Echo Point4. Done anything you regret so far this week?coming in to work.5. Where y...
Posted by earl. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:59:00 PST