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Joe

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About Me

I'm not good at these internet profile things, so bear with me.I'm not the guy next door (he's boring). I'm a 20-something Aquarius, former model - turned - social worker just hanging out in the southern burbs of Minneapolis. Um... What else?Oh! And I get into a lot of bad trouble with my car, and I always wish that I had taken some kind of auto-repair class in high school instead of ceramics (though I can make one kick-ass ash tray). In the course of my driving life, I have completed the impossible. I have driven my car up onto a median so far that three tires floated above the ground, I have forgotten to pull the parking break, which caused my car to roll into the middle of the street in the dead of night until some policeman came pushed it back and then told the neighborhood. I have decapitated three driver-side mirrors, lopped off by a particularly evil mailbox while pulling out of my driveway. I have driven over at least seven concrete bumpers in about 10 seconds during a nasty storm when my then-glasses fogged up in a parking lot and I was on a date.I'm dorky. And I love it.
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Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests


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Anime, fashion, social services, theology, X-Men, V:tR, writing, poetry, dance, club scene, volleyball, Tae Kwon Do, chillin out, shopping, drinking with friends, listening to new music, road-trips, concerts, mall-walking, making a fool of myself, cult classic movies, PS2

I'd like to meet:

Open-minded people who like to talk about anything from politics, ethical quandries, pop culture to random crap... So basically, YOU!
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Music:

Nina Simone, Tori Amos, Ani, Joss Stone, Prodigy, Alien Ant Farm, 50 cent, Eminem, Cher, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jem, Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Laura Brannigan, Bjork, Dimitri From Paris, Enigma, Five For Fighting, Howie Day, Luis Bacalov, Phish, Prince, 80s Rock in general, Atari Teenage RiotTake the quiz:
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Jeff Buckley
You are Jeff Buckley! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You have charisma and grace that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1997 from a drug-induced drowning in the Mississippi River.

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Movies:

Kill Bill, 28 Days, Friday the 13th, Dancer in the Dark, Rocky Horror Picture Show, House of Flying Daggers, Underworld, Vampire Hunter D, Cursed, Caddyshack, Clueless, Barbarella

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Alias, Cartoon Network, Daily Show, Sex and the City, He-Man, CSI, MTV, VH1, Drawn Together, Reno 911
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Books:

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Which vampire from the Vampire Chronicles By Anne Rice are you?

Armand
You are Armand. Armand was originally from Kiev-Rus in Ukraine, where he was named Andrei, and a painter of ikons. He was kidnapped by raiders, and finally rescued by the wealthy painter Marius de Romanus, who took him into his grand house, and made him an apprentice. But, kidnapped once again and brainwashed by Sadistic Satanist Vampires, he lived beneath oppression and hell for many centuries, until shoved back into the limelight by Lestat. He shares a love/hate relationship with him for this, and still struggles with his past. Oh, ma cherie, no need to fret!
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!Lately, I've been reading a lot of books that are clinical in nature, such as books on treatment, self-esteem building techniques, counseling techniques, books on drugs and what they do to a person, etc. I also enjoy theology books. But for fun, I've enjoyed the Vampire Chronicles, works by David Sedaris, DaVinci Code, Million Little Pieces, Prozac Nation and Manga.

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You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 78% Green Lantern 70% Superman 50% Supergirl 48% Catwoman 45% The Flash 45% Robin 40% Hulk 35% Iron Man 35% Spider-Man 20% Batman 20% You are a beautiful princess
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Tyra Banks
You are easygoing, sweet, and care for others!

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