three card jonny

I have matching inferiority and superiority complexes. I despise all people, but enjoy the company of individuals. I usually isolate myself, but fear being alone. I amuse and irritate myself. I have lots of potential that I'm saving up for just the right time. I am highly motivated when I have a girlfriend. I'm a very animated person, which I’ve been convicted for. I have trouble making decisions (and rice). I stand firm on my random, uneducated beliefs and will defend my self-contradictions until I can change the subject. I am brutally honest unless I’m talking to the police. My hair either looks very good or very bad (never ‘okay’). Astronomy overwhelms me. Astrology amazes me. Anatomy disgusts me. Antelope are pretty. I have a foot fetish (mine, not other peoples). I truly enjoy shopping for women’s shoes (for women, not me). Most vegetarians irritate me, however, I’m beginning to dislike meat, particularly chicken. I currently smoke camel lights or whatever other carton I can get for $22 from the Armenian Discount Stolen Cigarettes Emporium in the alley. I am frequently baffled. I like the word ‘waffle’. I know where society draws the line between right and wrong, but it's often blurry. The sun makes me sneeze (twice). I play guitar. I love foliage.