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tim

Talking shit about a pretty sunset.

About Me

I like to "solve" CAPTCHA's. It makes me feel more smarter than a computer.

My Interests

A straight pepper diet, Non-local correlations, Sonic splicing, schemes, shooting angles, corruption and conspiracy. Crafty motherfuckers, spirituality and hospitality. Music, art, and film.

I'd like to meet:

Gods boss.

Music:

Dan Deacon, Mercury Rev, Spiritualized, Libertines, Radiohead, Anthrax, Primal Scream, Wiff Focker, Pink Mountaintops, Ride, The Rolling Stones, The Doves, Cat Power, Elton John, The Fruit Bats, The Shins, Liam Lynch, Smog, Ween, Phish, Beachwood Sparks, Postal Service, Spoon, Bright Eyes, The Cars, Leonard Cohen, The Magnetic Fields, The Grateful Dead, Built to Spill, Pulp, Spindrift, The National, Flaming Lips, Belle and Sebastian, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Modest Mouse, Wilco and Bjork.

Movies:

The Shining, One Crazy Summer, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, Funny Games, Barry Lyndon, Sunshine, Life Is Beautiful, The Celebration, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood, Before The Devil Knows Your Dead, and Misery.

Television:

not really.

Books:

Hustler, Penthouse and Barely Legal

Heroes:

Larry Walters (he flew above Los Angeles in a lawn chair attached to weather balloons) He was arrested and a few years later died of a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head.Myspace Graphics
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My Blog

I'm trading my ego in for a neck beard....

A beggar had been sitting by the side of a road for over thirty years. One day a stranger walked by. "Spare some change?" mumbled the beggar, mechanically holding out his old baseball cap. "I have not...
Posted by tim on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:29:00 PST

Bukowski

Show Biz by Charles Bukowski I can't have itand you can't have itand we won'tget itso don't bet on itor even think aboutitjust get out of bedeach morningwashshaveclotheyourselfand go out intoitbecause...
Posted by tim on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST

The Value of Psychotic Experience by Allan Watts

The Value of Psychotic Experienceby Alan Watts I think most of you know from the announcement of this series of seminars and workshops during the summer, they're entitled 'The Value of Psychotic Exper...
Posted by tim on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

Propranolol Sunshine

  Amnesia Is the New Bliss A breakthrough drug can erase your worst memories  but not everyone thinks you have the right to take it. By Chuck Klosterman    Esquire American Ruffal...
Posted by tim on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

the plain truth

Tao wisdom If you want to get the plain truth,Be not concerned with right and wrong.The conflict between right and wrongIs the sickness of the mind. If you want to get the plain truth,Be not concerne...
Posted by tim on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST

only thinking makes it so...

As for the terms good and bad, they indicate no positive quality in things regarded in themselves, but are merely modes of thinking, or notions which we form from the comparison of things with one ano...
Posted by tim on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:43:00 PST

Why I hate Unicorns....

So recently I found myself in at the auto mechanic's because I heard this really weird poking noise in my engine.  Also there was a strange odor coming through the vents of my car and it smelled ...
Posted by tim on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:58:00 PST

Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges

Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges October 12, 2005 | Issue 4141 HELLA report released Monday by the Afterlife Civil Liberties Union indicates that nine out of 10 souls current...
Posted by tim on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:13:00 PST