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Moostikal

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About Me

Up date time ladies and gents. i'm gonna leave most of whart was written but play about with the details. The top of my head is 178cm off the floor in my socks(my feet, not my head) and my crew-cut brown hair is losing a turf war with my forehead. My feet are still stripey from my gulf tan and my eyes could be used for target practice(DON'T!) cos they've got green and brown rings.For crimes of stupidity i did time at her majesties leasure in RAF Kinloss. Which i hated. The only good thing that came from me working for the RAF was been the gigs i got to go to and the cool people i have met. Other than that it was a waste of 7 years of my life, 7 fucking years. Its fucking shit i urge anyone considering a life in the military to reconcider. See, i can't even spell properly anymore. Can't drive cos i like to walk places, thinkin about gettin a moto-bike and buddy christ points at my from my computer desk. Been to Sicily which was cool but a bit of a dive, been to Oman several times and it was really cool but a total dive and been to Basrah which is a toilet. been to other places too but was either too drunk to remember or didn't stay long enough to care. wanna go to other places too, don't care where so long as its fun and stuff. Like winter cos i prefer to be cold rather than hot and snows cool as well and i love the near perpetual darkness.Gettin ma first tatoo done in november, i know its a while away but it'll be worth the wait. Its gonna be a big one and'll take 3 sittings to get done. I love manga therefore thats whats gettin done. I'm plannin one gettin several manga/anime based tatoos. Oh yeah and my bebo doofer is http://Mooseskakle.bebo.com

My Interests

I think I may just have an unhealthy obsession with vampires. Futurama too, and manga. probably. I own a lot of RPGs (actual RPGs not PC Games), such as SLA Industries, Aeon Trinity, Paranoia, Deamon: the Fallen, Starwars RPG, Vampire: Dark Ages, Shadowrun and Vampire: The Masquerade. I did have Call of Cuthulu but dunno where the books have gone. VTM is by far my favorite, i've spent a LOT of money collecting as much of the source books for it as i can find. I just wish i could find people to play the damned games with. Add me if you play any of the games i mentioned, or any RPG game. Go on do it.

I'd like to meet:

an orangutan to see if they say "Ook." Anyone with something interesting to say. Anyone willing to find out the facts about something or experience it first hand before they make up there minds.
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Music:

Only band to get named are The Offspring(yeah ok smart ass i name drop a few more times but fuck you i lied!). There the Frosties of music. That said i like anything from Motzart to Machine Head, I'll not list Band/artist names, thats boring. Metal and Punk mostly. I like Classical music too but i'm not too keen on operatic singing. Jazz and blues can be good on ocassion, but please don't make me listen to Country and/or Western music, unless its Johnny Cash he's cool. Raps pap and so is modern R'n'B, however, that said the odd song here and there is almost bearable. Please can someone explain to me the concept of 'Emo'. I mean, surely all music is emotionaly charged, be it Radioheads depressive stylings or Rage Against the Machines anti-establishment posturing to Reel Big Fish's happy happy drunken antics. It just seems to me that 'Emo' is just sulky metal or grumpy punk. Or am i WAAAYYYY off the mark?

Movies:

I've suddenly taken a liking to Horror films. but only if there funny. I love both House of 1000 Corpses and Devils Rejects. They are funny as hell!! Fantastic films!! love them!! Saw 3 is funny too. hehe. Manga films; Akira, Appleseed, Blood the Last Vampire, Ghost in the Shell(1 and 2), Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D, Ichi The Killer, AD Police (not really a film but worth a mention),Bubblegum Crisis (and not a film but blah), Live action films;CLERKS!!, MALLRATS!!, CHASING AMY!!, DOGMA!!, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK!!,Ichi The Killer, House of 1000 Corpses, Lost Boys, Queen of the Damned, Interview With a Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula, (can you see a pattern?) Underworld (1 and 2), Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Predator (1 and 2), AVP, Donnie Darko, The Machinist, Orange County, Napolieon Dinamite, Bill and Teds Bogus Journey, Tank Girl, The Labarinth, Conan the Barbarian, Taxi Driver, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas and many more! Not gonna add any more to the list, if you can't tell that i like weird shit, funny shit, scary shit, violent shit, and cartoons not really aimed at kids then fuck a rhino you will now cos you just read what i typed or you wouldn't be reading this bit. or this bit. or this bit. I'm gonna stop now before it gets repetative.

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, Black Books, UFC, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Bottom, Comedy Store, Scrubs, Spongebob mother-fucking Squarepants. Adult swim(sea lab2021), Various cack that catches my eye.
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Books:

There is more to literary culture than Dan Brown. I like Graphic Novels, particularly the Akira and Hellboy collections. Tryin to find Appleseed too but not tryin hard. I'm a big fan of Terry Pratchetts Discworld. The Wee Free Men rock!! Conn Iggulden has written an amazing series of books based on the life of Julius Ceasar. He has taken a poetic licence but hey! Its a great set of books. I have a vast, vast collection of books. I spend more on books than anything else by far.

Heroes:

can i say Tetsuo? He was the psychic power-house from Akira. Mike Mignola would have to be the only real person i would say is a hero to me on this thing. He is a genius. Also, he created Hellboy.
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My Blog

Scaring myself

Ok, this is not good. I've been here, what? 2 weeks maybe? I dunno and that in itself is a bad thing but anyway, cabin fever is startin to set in. I was in a foul mood last night for no reason and wan...
Posted by Moostikal on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:07:00 PST

Water soluble suntans

Well, first of the 12 hour shifts was today and we were busy as fuck. It was ace! i was on the pan for the best part of 8 hours solid and when i got in i thought, 'fuckin hell! i've got the sun a bit ...
Posted by Moostikal on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

Turn about is fair play...

I committed a cardinal sin of the tea-bar thursday night. i went to sleep.OOPS. For those of you unfamiliar with the rules this may not seem like a problem, it is. Oh but it is. This act leaves the sl...
Posted by Moostikal on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

Take you laughs where you can...

Mwahahahahahaha. Is it evil to take pleasure in the carefully orchestrated suffering of those you deem inferior to yourself? If it is then i'm evil. Today it started when i won the fast draw with the ...
Posted by Moostikal on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

Jolly Japes and Narcolepsy

Oh the joys of the night shift. At 5 in the morning few things other than sleep are as satisfying as, upon realising one has made a serious mistake, turning it round to use as a windup to really panic...
Posted by Moostikal on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST

Angry new years rant.

Fucking Grrr! Well its that time of year when we all wish we could be out gettin drunk for days as per the scottish tradition but we're all headed back to work soon. Why? I hear you ask, well its cos ...
Posted by Moostikal on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

Xmass and stuff

+++OH MONKEY TRUMPETS!!+++ I've over spent again this year but I've got some ace stuff so its ok. Bad thing is I'm gonna have to wait a while to get the snake. I'm a bit pissed off in general at the w...
Posted by Moostikal on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:01:00 PST

Stuff and Things

Disclaimer. As an agnostic i feel that i am entitled to blaspheme and take 'the lords' name in vain without fear of being struck down for my troubles. I will be honest, i'm only an agnostic because i...
Posted by Moostikal on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST