I like cursing, drinking, watching Buddha fall and not watching the news. Blogs are giant cyber ego-wanks. You're not that important, accept this and move on. Sweet fancy tap dancing Moses just act like the rest of us and whine in public. I'm worked up now, I need a lie down.
Minnie Driver. If you're not Minnie Driver, or at least her sister or maybe her clone, go piss up a rope.
I like it loud and I like it gay, that's why I listen to B.R.O., 24/7.
I like 'splosions!
TV Food Network is fatguy porn, god I love that shit. Alton Brown is like the white John Shaft, or something. Tarnation.
The Turtle Moves.
People that can leap like a salmon.