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Definitely Gary

Getting Healthy Since 1999

About Me

Midwest rock type trio outfit. Dedicated to shaking booty.
Definitely Gary is anything you want it to be. Some call it reckless confusion, others call it absolutely ridiculous. One great man even said that Definitely Gary are "whimsical embracers of the non-sequitor." Another man, though not so great, commented that he wished he "had no ears" upon hearing the band perform. Whatever you say about Definitely Gary, the masses always agree on one thing. What would that one thing be? Figure it out for yourself, smarty pants. Geeez!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/10/2005
Band Website: You're lookin' at it.
Band Members:

Jon Ross - Tubs

Zachary B(aby) Smith - Guitar and Vocals

Casey Stansifer - Bass and Attempted Vocals


Influences: Talking Heads, Heroic Doses, Zappa, PUSA, Jellyfish, Ben Folds (Five), Police, Primus, Ween, amongst others
We Fully Endorse Sankofa in '08!!!

Sounds Like:
Record Label: Fish Meat
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Halloween ’08

Well, it's almost that time of year again kids. Halloween has a special place in most people's minds and hearts as a time of mystery, horror, and the macabre. While we certainly understand these sen...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:40:00 PST

Recommended PUSA Listening

Hey dummies, Gary here. Wow, we still cannot believe we are opening for the Presidents of the USA on August 29th @ Piere's along with Modern Day Gentlemen. For those of you wondering, we are GIANT P...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:49:00 PST

Opening For PUSA!!!!!

We are delighted to inform you, the listener, that we will be opening for The Presidents Of The United States Of America at Piere's on Friday, August 29th along with locals Modern Day Gentlemen.Ticket...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:16:00 PST

Maybe Babies

The Gary would like to formally announce the arrival of the first member of our Little Gary Achievers daycare program:Boston Isaac StansiferCasey Stansifer.....you ARE the father!Congratulations to Ca...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:19:00 PST

Yogos goes in your mouth

I emailed the nice people at Kellogs the wonderful new hit that is Yogos.  I was secretly hoping to get the thing on a Saturday morning commercial or something.  Instead, I got this nice ema...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

BOTB Winners! Whatzup Cover Story

Definitely Their Year By Greg LockeThanks to Voltaire, every aspiring lit-snob knows as well as any Red or White Sox fan that all things worth hoping for and working towards will pay off in due time (...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:50:00 PST

Fort Wayne Reader Article

Definitely Gary's Kinda Sorta New DealBy Sean SmithFort Wayne Reader2006-03-20 When Definitely Gary took the stage at Columbia Street to premiere their new album The New Deal, it wasn't just the audie...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:43:00 PST

"The New Deal" Review

The New Deal Definitely Garyby Jason HoffmanAfter two years the whimsical power trio known as Definitely Gary finally follow up their smash-hit debut album (No. 2 in two out of every five Alpine villa...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:29:00 PST

Whatzup Cover Story

Definitely Talented, Definitely GaryBy Kris GraftIf there's a band in this town that personifies the common man, it may very well be Definitely Gary. That's not to say that these guys aren't unique, i...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PST

"Pleased To Meet You" Review

Pleased To Meet You Definitely Garyby Jason Hoffman Ten seconds into the first track of pleased to meet you by Definitely Gary you know there's something just a bit different about this trio. It's not...
Posted by Definitely Gary on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:25:00 PST