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Jonny

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delus

About Me


Music is basically my life. I play bass in a band called Francis 7 and guitar in my little side project band Junior. I'm also an audio engineer in training. I also adore movies. My ideal job would be to become a film critic. However my life also includes a healthy spattering of video games, tv, and lots of time just basically goofing off with my friends. I go to miami-dade, majoring in audio engineering. College is sooo much better than high school, and I don't care if anyone has anything to say to the contrary. My Motto is...When life gives you lemons, squeeze them on a lobster.

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My Interests

Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

Agnostic
You've probably studied loads of different religions, but you're just not sure if any of it is true. Evolution makes some sense to you, but it doesn't satisfy you. Lastly, your personality is one of question, but you won't go out of your way to find -The Truth- It's more of a hobby.



Drama nerd


75%

Loner


75%

Stoner


69%

Punk/Rebel


69%

Goth


50%

Geek


50%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


44%

Ghetto gangsta


38%
What..s Your High School Stereotype?
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You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

Your Heart Is Pink
In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't.
Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time.

Your flirting style: Coy

Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park

Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant

What you bring to relationships: Romance What Color Heart Do You Have?

I'd like to meet:

U2 (especially Edge and Bono), Sir Paul McCartney, J.K. Rowling, Conan O'Brien, Bill Maher, Seth McFarlane, Jude Law, Jack Osbourne, Dan Marino, Bam Margera, and also I have huge crushes on Scarlett Johansson, Avril Lavigne (when she wasn't trying to be pretty), Kelly Clarkson, and especially Natalie Portman so I think meeting them would be nice.

Music:

U2, The Beatles, Coldplay, The Cure, Slowdive, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Doves, Interpol, Big Country, The Arcade Fire, The Decemberists, Bloc Party, Jimmy Eat World, The Ramones, Morrissey, Echo & The Bunnymen, Death Cab For Cutie, Killing Joke, Kitchens of Distinction, The Catherine Wheel A Flock of Seagulls, The Departure, Mew, Camera Obscura, The Radio Dept, The Police, Sigur Ros, Tears for Fears, Avril Lavigne, Depeche Mode, Love Spirals Downward, Nivana, Oasis, Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, Beach Boys, Jesus & Mary Chain, Joy Division, Editors, The Sundays, The Bravery, The Smiths, Belle & Sebastian, Tori Amos, Eminem, Kelly Clarkson, Tatu, Tom Petty, The Verve, VHS or Beta, Placebo, Muse, Hooverphonic, The Stills, Chapterhouse, Postal Service, Nine Inch Nails, The Church, The Chameleons, Switchfoot, Jewel (her first album), The Clash, Stellastarr*, Garbage, Duran Duran, Keane, New Order, The Ocean Blue, Radiohead, Ride, Simon & Garfunkel

Movies:

To save me time and space, just go here

Television:

Any thing on the food network or history channel, Family Guy, Boy Meets World, Passions, Mythbusters, Conan O'Brien, SNL, Viva la Bam, Surreal Life, Penn & Teller Bullshit, Antiques Roadshow, Punk'd, Best week ever, Full House, Ashlee Simpson show, Smallville The Newlyweds, Gilmore Girls, Charmed, Six Feet Under

Books:


Myspace Survey...Tell All!
--Info--
Name:: Jonny
Nicknames:: Porq, Lisa, Uncle Faggot, and many more
Birthplace:: Miami, Florida
Current Location:: Same damn place
Hair Color:: Brown
Eye Color:: Green
Height:: 6'0
Weight:: It's up there but I'm working on it
Tatoos?:: Not yet
Piercings?:: Not yet..soon
Overused Phrase:: Something I can't remember
--Your--
Bedtime:: Lately around 8 in the morning
Best Physical Feature:: My Harry Potterish Green eyes
Most Embarassing Moment:: I have many.. Recording Sweet Home Alabama with my dad however could be a winner.
Most Missed Memory:: The freedom and innocence of my youth
First Thought When You Wake Up:: How much of the day have I already missed? And is it even worth the bother getting up today?
Weakness:: Love, I guess you can just call me Lord Voldemort
Best Friends:: Raph, Josh, Brian, Sporpa, Omar, Albert, Irena, Vivian, Rosy...all of you are wonderful
Goal For The Year:: I have many...One of which is to finish my band's demo
Greatest Fears:: To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure, but to me it's life's greatest fear.
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Niether...I don't drink soda..empty calories and too much sodium
McDonalds or Burger King...: Yeah right...If I wanted to eat chicken heads I'd go to Asia.
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: English Breakfast Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Vanilla all the fucking way...but omg..Hot chocolate with amaretto and irish cream! ::drool::
Water or Milk...: Water
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Wow this is like the superbowl of drinks, for me at least. I have to say that great hot chocolate can't be beaten by anything
Hugs or Kisses...: What is one without the other?
Cats or Dogs...: Cats all the way
Summer or Winter...: Winter
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Romantic Comedies..yes I'm such a woman.. I know
Love or Money...: Can't buy me loooooove, loooove, can't buy me looooooove
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Depends on my mood
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Doesn't matter, but I'm a sucker for green
Perferred Hair Color:: Doesn't matter, but I do prefer brunettes
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Either, but I like short..and long, lol
Perferred Height:: Don't care, but preferably shorter than me
Perferred Weight:: Anything will do
Looks or Personality...: Looks are nothing without personality the same cannot be said vise versa
Hot or Cute...: Either one, but I really prefer cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: anything but muscular...ick
--Favs--
Number:: 9, 7, 16
Food:: Chili..especially my sister's chili mac
Type of Music:: Post-Punk/Indie
Candy:: Take 5
Color:: Orange and Black
Animal:: Penguin
Drink:: Water
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: Eyes, hair, laugh (that's not a body part but..oh well)
Movie:: Garden State
Past Time:: Writing and recording music
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: I'm having a beer as I type..lol
Smoked?: Cigarettes? no. lol
Been Beaten Up?: Yeah right
Bullied Someone?: Of course, it's obligated of someone my size.
Skinny Dipped?: Nope
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: Nope
Toliet Papered Someones House?: Nope
Played Poker W/ Money?: Hell yeah
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: Nope
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: Yeah
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: Probably
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Yeppers
Went Camping?: Nope
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: Come on...I'm a guy!
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Hmm...Yes
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: Hmmm..Yes
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: Sure
Danced In The Rain?: Not really..I want to though
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: I only tell unfunny jokes
Been On Stage?: Yes and I love it.
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: I highly doubt it
Been To A Nude Beach?: Nope
Cursed In Church?: No..good idea though
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: Everyone calls me a slut
Burnt Yourself?: Of course
Been Dumped?: Yep
Dumped Someone?: Not really
Been In Love?: Very much so
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: Yep
Wanted To Be A Model?: Umm..gonna have to go with no there.
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: Yeah but only so I could meet Dominique Moceanu, she was sooo cute!
Bought Lottery Tickets?: Yep
Made Out In A Car?: Nope
Cried During A Movie?: Not that I know of
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: All the time
Made Love On The Beach?: Nope
Shoplifted?: All the time..lol
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Never
Hung Up On Someone?: Sure
Yelled At Your Pet?: Probably
Gotten Seasick?: Nope
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: LOL..not yet..phew
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: Oh hell yeah
Stalked Someone?: Been rumoured to
Had A Stalker?: Yep
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Anyone who hasn't done this hasn't really lived
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: Who hasn't?
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: Yeah..Veal
Protested?: All the time
Been To An Island?: Do the keys count?
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: Probably
Screamed In A Library?: Another good idea!
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: Nope
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: Nah
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: Yep
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: LOL..Yessir.. Professor Wallace (a.k.a. Dr. Kevorkian)
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: No
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: Can't remember...probably though
Threw Up In School?: Yeah
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: No...Even the one from the Ihop waitress was signed.
Wore Something You Hated?: Yes! Tuxedo...ick!
Wore Something To Match Someone?: Don't believe so
Been To A Luau?: Nope
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: Sure
Been On TV?: I've been on a tv yes..do you mean a tv show? Then no.
Been Outta The Country?: No
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Doubt it..lol
Won A Pool Game?: Yep
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Nah
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: LOL...umm not drunk exactly, but under the influence of something, lol
Dieted?: Doing so right now
Had An Eating Disorder?: No
Cheated On Your Other?: Never
Been Cheated On?: No
Been Paid To Date Someone?: Nope
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: Nope
Tanned Topless?: I never tan
Been Strip Searched?: No
Been On A Plane?: Yep, and going on one to boston in a week!
Been On A Cruise?: Nope
Been Pantsed In Public?: No..but I think I've had my pants fall down because they were too big
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Sure
Broke Someone's Heart?: I hope not
Sung In The Shower?: All the time
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: It's been done
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Of course
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Who hasn't?
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Who hasn't?
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: No...lol
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: Almost, but no
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: LOL, yet another good idea! Damn!
Been In Detention?: Sure
Feel Off A Roof?: No..Not a good idea.
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: Sure
Been In A Wreck?: Yep
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: Nah
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: No, but I made it look like it by making a puke like concoction using various shampoo products
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Yeah
Been Shot?: Wtf? Do I look like 50 cent?
Had A Water Gun War?: Oh I've done better than that. How about a full out garden hose war!
Been Arrested?: No
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: I really try not to, since I know that nothing can be done about it.
Country You Wanna Visit:: Anywhere in Europe
Way You Wanna Die:: In my bed with my wife as an old man having knowingly fufilled my pupose in life.
Like Thunderstorms?: Yeah
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: My parents rule, simple as that
R U A Health Freak?: I am now.
U Think Ur Attractive?: Not really
Do You Believe In Yourself?: I try to
Wanna Get Married?: Very much so
Wanna Go To College?: Already there
Shower Daily?: I try to, if I don't forget or fall asleep before I get the chance to
Want Kids?: Very much so
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: When I find the right person
Do U Hate Anyone?: Bush
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Never tried it
Do You Think You Can Sing?: Yes
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Yeah
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Ha! Umm...no
Can You Whistle?: Yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: Not that I know of
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: Sometimes
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: LOVE them! It's good for the digestion you know
Can You Multitask?: Sure
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: Yep
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: Umm..what locker?
Do You Spit?: No, I swallow
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: When I did drink soda, yes I could taste the difference.
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: A time machine
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Either Alfred Sung or this cool Orange stuff
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Dial
What's Your Favorite Scent?: I have many...Hotel Rooms, Coffee, Christmas Trees, Vanilla, New video games, Cinnamon, Chocolate
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: No way..Haven't you ever seen Death becomes her? Who would want that?
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Heroes:

My Mom and Dad, Bono, Edge, Paul McCartney, Sporpa

My Blog

Another iTunes survey.

Put your music player on shuffle.Press forward for each question.Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You'll be surprised though.NO CHEATING1. How am I feeli...
Posted by Jonny on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:04:00 PST

My Grandfather and Jesus died on the same day

 Good FridayI find this very interesting. Since niether my grandfather or I have much interest in religion. I know he was an agnostic, but he said he wasn't a full blown atheist. It's weird, how ...
Posted by Jonny on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 05:15:00 PST

Music is the answer

Ok this is cool. Go to your music player and put it on random. Ask each question aloud to yourself, and press play and see what song comes up. It's surprisingly accurate! Have fun! Thanks again Sporpa...
Posted by Jonny on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:39:00 PST

The Truth

THE TRUTH AND ACTUALLY FIGHTING IN A WAR!You believe every damn thing you're told by your leaders simply because they have an (R) following their names. When it is proven your leaders lied us int...
Posted by Jonny on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 09:20:00 PST

Bush takes the cake

I didn't think any president could be worse than Herbert Hoover, but Bush takes the cake, and then he invades it, and searchs it for spare oil, and then repremands it because it was a wedding cake for...
Posted by Jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy 4th...The advent of religion..my view

 All in all my whole vendetta is against religion. I depise organized religion and I know it's the cause of all the worlds problems. If there is a god he/she/it sure didn't create religion, becau...
Posted by Jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A list of sentimental shout outs.

I'd like to give some shout outs to the most important people in my life. First and most important to my sister Sporpa, I miss you, come home! You are the best sister ever! You've helped me more in...
Posted by Jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ok about the handcuffs...

First off I was 10 years old so give me a break. And it was supposed to be a magic trick, but the magic just didn't happen. At least you don't know about the time I stabbed myself in the ankle with sc...
Posted by Jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST