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HEYYYYYYYYY, I’m Dionicio, you can call me Dio, or whatever you want. I have this fat Chihuahua….named….Gorda. I thought you should know that. Anyways, I’m just plain gansta. You can catch me on my corner any day with my mad ninja sword skills, slaying…..people. Fable II is my future wife and I drink about 4235345 CapriSuns a day because THAT’S HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM. When I say I am the ultimate krumper…I’m lying because Mae is obviously the Krump Masta of Mastassssss. Chicken’s God’s gift to man (along with questionable hot drunk chicks). I’m learning how to play the bagpipes so I finally have a reason to wear my kilt. The Baconator is hideous and I am realest nigga out there. I used to be the supreme master of all games and I’m obsessed with the Lions since last Sunday. I’m a really good river dancer. I won second place at the National River Dancing Competition in Toledo last week. I’m taken by Mae(you stupid hookers and I win<3 831) This is the longest about me ever.