ruby stuebe

patsy has a speech impediment

not a big deal considering her disaster delivery, it was the best case senario situation and we will deal with it. Anyway we try hard not to swear in print or in the house but considering wh...
Posted by ruby stuebe on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:38:00 PST

conversations

we had to buy lil a new fishing pole.  we decided not to tell her we were going to bass pro shop to purchase the item-1. because we never buy her shit 2. she loves that place and would ask e...
Posted by ruby stuebe on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:01:00 PST

tom waits

i like to refer to when i was deflowered by waits, oh back in 99, when i first went to see him (my whole one other experience).  it makes me feel as if i am a true expert on his concerts.  s...
Posted by ruby stuebe on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST

big boobied hug

my washer broke.  my 4 year old ge washer that i use 4xs a day to wash clothes.  i love my washer.  dave thinks if i could legally marry it, i would have chosen the washer over him.&nbs...
Posted by ruby stuebe on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:42:00 PST

killing an amish

    though it has been two weeks since the accident, i only now have a free second to reflect on the incident.  while visiting the "metro" area of fort wayne, indiana, i was shocke...
Posted by ruby stuebe on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:48:00 PST

trying so hard to be cool

a new face wash has left my checks bright red and chapped.  solution; burt's HAND salve smeared all over my face (after of couse olay for old women is applied).  because a friend informed me...
Posted by ruby stuebe on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:58:00 PST