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I'm kinda bad at these little intros but uhhh...I'm a sarcasic, goofy, kinda clumsy, and sexy (from what I hear) chick. I'll probably kick your ass in Jeopardy but I still count on my fingers. I can be a bitch every once in a while but I'd give just about anyone the shirt off my back if they needed it. I've been known to party like a rockstar, quite often actually, but the next day I'll be home makin cookies and cooking dinner and all kinds of stuff-in a friggin apron like June Cleaver. I'm attracted to guys that look and act like guys and girls that look and act like girls. Wellll... I have a riddle for ya! What do masturbation and procrastination have in common? In the end you're just fuckin yourself. I do both of those quite often so don't think I'm some frigid procrastination-hater. I don't know what else to write other than I love sex and porn way too much lol.
