I enjoy games that don't involve little plastic roman numerals and take more than two hours to play. I like to laugh and if you can make me do so I will immediately have warm and fuzzy feelings toward you, unless I am laughing out of pity. I am a half-assed elitist although whether this is because I am too lazy or because I am petulant has yet to be determined. Books are good, as are four shot Americano's, and having both at the same time could be described as heavenly. Always remember, Batman wins, if only because I said so and I'm bigger than you.
I'd like to meet:
No one. People want to meet me.
Music:
TORI AMOS, Ben Folds, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Belle and Sabastion, Ciba Mato, Miho Hatori, Massive Attack, Earth, Wind, and Fire, Iron Maiden, Guttermouth, They Might Be Giants, Yoko Kanno, The Seatbelts, George Benson, Dave Brubeck, Miles Davis, Public Enemy, Metalica, Thomas Dolby, Peter Gabriel, Sarah Mclaughlin, Danny Elfman, Oingo Boing, The Cure, Depeche Mode, old school Motley Crew, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder, John Coltrane, Tegen And Sara, Peter Bjorn and John, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Pop Will Eat Itself, El-P, Aesop Rock, Cannibal Ox, Company Flow, Busdriver, Radioinactive, Kanye West (Fuck You Fiddy) Lupe Fiasco, Wu -Tang clan ain't nuthin to fuck with. There's a lot more to mention but I am lazy. Suffice to say that if I listen to it, it's probably amazing. Except when it's not.
Movies:
Rather than taking up time with the movies I love, Here is a list of movies that make me wish that I could get the time I spent watching them back:
Alexander. I don't care what anyone says about Colin Farrell as an actor, after this movie he should be dragged though the streets and beaten.
The Star Wars prequels. George Lucas will forever be remembered as the man who turned Darth Vader into a pansy. Just goes to show you that marketability is not a good enough reason to make a movie, much less three of them. Which brings me to my next trilogy;
The X-men movies. Fuck James Marsden, fuck Haley Barry, fuck Famke Jansen, fuck Anna Paquin. Brian Singer came dangerously close to following in the footsteps of a man who really needs to be killed, the man that directed;
Batman Forever and Batman and Robin. Joel Schumaker is the antichrist. Period.
The rest in no particular order,
Daredevil, Elektra, Natural Born Killers, Spanking the Monkey, Requiem for a Dream, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Armageddon, Terminator 3,
Highlander 2, Most Disney remakes,
and any movie that didn't end the way I want it to.
Television:
Samurai Jack, Saber Marionette j, Tenchi Muyo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Pets, Teen Titans, Avatar, Scrubs, X-files, Boston Legal, Rescue me, Arrested Development, Dream On, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, CSI, Lost.
Books:
"sometimes standing up for your friends means dying. And sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people"Dwight, Sin City The Big Fat Kill
"You have fucked with the wrong ten year old"Barry Ween, The Adventures Of Barry Ween, Boy Genius
"I do not aim with my hand, she who aims with her gun has forgotten the face of her father,
I aim with my eye."I do not shoot with my hand, she who shoots with her gun has forgotten the face of her father,
I shoot with my mind."I do not kill with my gun, she who kills with her gun has forgotten the face of her father,
I kill with my heart"Susannah Dean
The Dark Tower Part 3, The Wastelands
"Don't Panic"
Ford Prefect Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
"If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today"
Spider Jerusalem
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