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xiola

It's like The Silence of the Lambs. Without the silence.

About Me

"Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life."

My Interests

x-day, revolution - past, present, and future, train-jumping, sword swallowing, slack, beer, hobos, burlesque, knitting, crocheting, being more prolific, sociology, making you my bitch

I'd like to meet:

David Lynch. Isabella Rosselini. Tom Robbins. Mulder and Scully. Spider Jerusalem.

Music:

tool, jawbreaker, fugazi, blatz, pretty girls make graves, devo, queens of the stone age, eagles of death metal, jane's addiction, michael gira, danny elfman, angelo badlamenti, jarboe, tom waits, john zorn, sarah vaughn, dresden dolls, melt banana, jeff buckley, big band and noisy jazz

Movies:

ruby in paradise, heathers, wild at heart, office space, the constant gardener, romper stomper, amelie, true romance, dead alive, 28 days later, chopper

Television:

robot chicken, the simpsons, deadwood, six feet under, squidbillies, lost

Books:

the devil in the white city, rosemary's baby, fast food nation, the dharma bums, invisible monsters, jitterbug perfume, fierce invalids home from hot climates, the hip mama survival guide, transmetropolitan, the maxx, pretty much anything by lynda barry, bukowski, or chuck palahniuk. bob bless tom robbins.

My Blog

you no wait, you die NOW!

so. this is because livejournal is too public a forum, and i must vent RIGHT NOW. it's 1:30 in the pm. you work the night shift. you got off work at 7:30am. you're not at home, and you're not answer...
Posted by xiola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who would've thought?

You are Form 3, Unicorn: The Innocent. "And The Unicorn knew she wasn't meant togo into the Dark Wood. Disregarding the advicegiven to her by the spirits, Unicorn wentinside and bled silver blood....
Posted by xiola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gettin' off and takin' names

12:27am. NaNoWriMo has begun. figured out what to write about, and am working on how to start. will there be various sorts of penetration in every chapter? only time will tell. got pulled ov...
Posted by xiola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am the devil

Your serial killer name would be Diablo! You wouldbe a mastermind in what you do. You would comeup with perfect plans on how to do your badstuff, and send out your minions to do it foryou. That would ...
Posted by xiola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

really

so hung over it's disturbing.
Posted by xiola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

theft and heredity

i have issues with nature? maybe human nature. I have issues with... nature theft heredity walls fast Take Word Association Test...
Posted by xiola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bad banana in the bunch

today i composed an auxilary haiku while machine folding booklets. it went like this: the joy of binding pales in comparison to removing staples my coworkers were not amused. worthless bunc...
Posted by xiola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST