You might already know that my name is Dave.
I built Chesney Hawkes' skateboard, seriously. I hate writing about myself, maybe I'm shy or something. I do stuff, it's fun, I listen to music, I have tattoos, I stretch my ears, they make a "click" noise when I answer the phone, I dance a mysterious dance known as Border Morris, It's not all men in white waving hankies like you think, so if you see me screaming, bashing sticks and painted black, that's why. I used to crash cars for fun, it's not a sport, it's a way of life. I take photos of stuff, I don't eat meat, it's kinda gross, I keep chickens, goldfish and a tortoise, he's older and wiser than me, I explore forgotten places, the places we're not supposed to go but curiosity guides us there, I play bass badly, I think I skate badly, I havent tried in a while, Homestar Runner beats any TV show. Hoodride is where it's at, my VW grounds out in multi storey car parks, NOT a boy racer! Welding and climbing are all good. I also have a mean collection of toy penguins!
Thinking of something new and interesting to put here? You bet your sweet ass I am...
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