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Charlie

I WILL bite your head off if you're being an idiot

About Me

I live in Norway which before you ask has no polar bears walking the streets, no raving Vikings from yonder days who take pleasure in killing baby seals (apart from the odd few, but you'll get them anywhere in the world....as long as there are baby seals that is) and NO WE ARE NOT ALL FOR KILLING WHALES EITHER...actually, one of my friends recently pointed out to me that I should stop saying that as all Norwegians mostly are. I am one of them actually. It's something that none of you will ever understand but we do and I'm not gonna play along with the "poor little Moby Dick" lines any longer. Hate me now? Even more? Good.To be precise, I live in Stavanger, Norway's oil capital, and before you ask: No, I am not one of those twisted capitalist fuckers who care only for dollars and cents and don't give a fuck about the future of their children - or anyone elses children for that matter.I am a very sympathetic and well reflected human being and I need to be respected. So no stupid half ass wittisisms from some of you blunt instruments out there will get as much as a bitch arse reply from me.I'm sorry it has to be this way.

My Interests

music, fashion, landscape, design, architecture, environmentalism, sustainablility, art, artists, writing, whisky, pool, poverty, injustice, prejudice, nature, religion, painting, sex, pilates, voluntary work, red wine, culture, travelling, people, politics, buddhism, poetry, philosophy, cooking, tragedy, psychology, meditation, daydreaming, singing, family, scrapbooks, documentation, ethinicity, journalism, biographies, salsa, yoga and most other stuff under the sun

I'd like to meet:

Kofi Annan, Gro Harlem Brundtland, Elisabeth Wurtzel (Prozac Nation), Tim Flannery (The Weathermakers), Al Gore "This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a force of nature instead of a feverish little dod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making me happy" (George Bernard Shaw - realist and feminist)

My Blog

The world stinks but my clothes smell fresh

To lessen the confusion. This is a rant about everything and nothing as I'm sitting here shaking with nicotine withdrawal symptoms. Happy New Year all around...Christmas is still hanging over my godda...
Posted by Charlie on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

How much is the fish?

Here are the respective lyrics of the previously popular (?!) song by Scooter. "How Much Is The Fish?" The chase is better the the catch. Transforming the tunes we need your support if you've got th...
Posted by Charlie on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

So this is Christmas

I'm not an experienced celebrater of Christmas. Some of you already know why, and maybe some of you will find out some day. That's not the point I will be trying to get to shortly anyway. I usually wa...
Posted by Charlie on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST

About me

I could do anything and be anyone, for most of you I'm just a number really, but if you wanna find out more keep on reading. I'm an outgoing busy bodied girl of 24 who thinks she is a mastermind, an...
Posted by Charlie on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:19:00 PST

Stay strong - say no to Crocs!

The leaves are showing their true colours, the angels are crying and melancholy is upon us. Thank you God. No more Crocs till summer.
Posted by Charlie on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST