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McKenzie

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About Me

What can you say about someone as myself...I'm awesome! (and I like to make myself out to be a self centered bitch but it's all in the humor I'm not really....or am i???) Dancing is my favorite thing in the world...I am a hairstylist/makeup artist. I currently live in the 203 liven it up with my favorite people. I have my little puppers Smoochy. I'm a big fan of Pepe's pizza, skirts, VH1, Red Lights, hot showers, rice krispy treat cereal, boys with guitar, mouthwash, Tattoos, Maybeline Great Last waterproof mascara, Betsy Johnson, making out, bars, trees, myself but more importantly No Doubt and the wonderful and gorgeous Gwen Stefani...I'm a bundle of fun and like to cuddle.
some modos...
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading." -Youngman
"I'm the kind of guy who wears his mind on his sleeve...I have a tendancy of taking off my shirt."-BNL
"We gotta find another way to make the world go round."-No Doubt
"People are always telling me to follow my dreams...I rather just ask where they're going and meet up with them later."- the GREAT Mitch Hedberg
"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends." --Ms. Penny Lane
"There is no future...there is no past...i live this moment as my last. There's only us. There's only this. Forget regret or life is yours to miss. No other road. No other way. NO DAY BUT TODAY."-RENT
"You may say that I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one." -John Lennon
"Every song ends but that's no reason not to enjoy the music."
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My Interests

Hugging, Dance, makeup, hair, illegal stuff, music, singing (even though it pisses everyone off), and chillen with the homies.

I'd like to meet:

Oh wait the pretty blonde one in the middle I F'N MET HER!!!

Music:

Everything minus Emo (kill yourself) and corny country...I like it all man...music is awesome!

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork (Pretty much all Stanely Kubric), Little Miss Sunshine, Clerks 1&2, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Heart Kevin Smith), Empire Records, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Kill Bill, Milk Money, V For Vendeta, Crash, Dick, Half Baked, Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke, Author, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dazed and Confused, Edward Sissor Hands, Nightmare Before X-mas, Big Fish, WIlly Wonka (Pretty much all Tim Burton), The Notebook, Love Actaully, The Producers, Men in Tights, Space Balls, Princess Birde, Reqium for a Dream, Boogie Nights, Dirty Dancing, Grease, Bad News Bears (the original), Animal House, Sister Act 1 & 2, Drop Dead Fred, Night at the Roxbury, Wedding Crashers, Napoline Dynomite, Superbad...i dont know i love movies

Television:

I'm an asshole....I HEART NIP TUCK!! , 24, Grey's Anatomy, American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance, It's Always Sunny In Phillidelphia, The Office, That 70's Show, Friends, Will and Grace, AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (if you have a problem with that we'll have to fight) South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Stand Up, One Tree (I'm cool don't front) and Life As We Know It (sadly it's no longer on), 30 Rock, Sarah Silverman, WEEDS (best show everrrr), LA Ink, Bret Micheals Rock of Lover (oh yeaaaaa), Lost...

Books:

Catcher in the Rye (Favorite), Running With Sissors and Dry, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, Johnny Got His Gun, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Slaughter House Five, Of Mice and Men, Great Gatsby, White Oleander, Bailey's Cafe, The Woman Of Brewster St, Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Scar Tissue...

Heroes:

My loves Love of my life My sick obsession I love my Nip Tuck and I really love my Kimber She's just the coolest you can't mess with that!

My Blog

HOLY SHIT I MET GWEN STEFANI!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING GOD I MET HER!!!!!!!!! If you know anything about me YOU KNOW how fucking important this is! I MET GWEN STEFANI!!!!!!!!!! Ok so it was totally fate bc I was suppose to go to Uccon and I d...
Posted by McKenzie on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:21:00 PST

Bon Viage or whatever

I'm leaving for my cruise today even though I'm sick as shit...feel obliged to feel bad for me...but i'll see you later fuckers.
Posted by McKenzie on Sun, 28 May 2006 06:43:00 PST

IT'S A BOY!!!

Gwen and Gavin gave birth to their first child. A baby boy named Kingston yesterday Friday the 26th. SOOOO happy for them! Congrats to Angelina and Brad too who gave birth to little baby girl Shilo to...
Posted by McKenzie on Sun, 28 May 2006 06:40:00 PST

All I did...

We all went to splash and had a great time...i saw carson from queer eye make out with 5 guys at once...i smacked a gay boys bare ass...blah blah blah...and all i did was sit on the floor waiting for ...
Posted by McKenzie on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:42:00 PST

How much Coldplay ROCKS MY WORLD

Just to let ya'll know i went to see coldplay last night in LI,NY and it was freaking amazing...this was my second time seeing them andddddd it rocked my fn world...if you guys get a chance go see the...
Posted by McKenzie on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:42:00 PST

R.I.P. Mitch

My favorite comedian died last night of a heart attack at 37 years old...i saw him less than 2 weeks ago.
Posted by McKenzie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST