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Tall Tall Tree

About Me

I'm Max.
I live in my parents basement.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Larry David

My Blog

The Property Shark Flame War

Here is a message I recieved from one of my ex-coworkers: This is Mike from psrk. I was slightly confused at why you left the company, you had the easiest job in the worl...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:38:00 GMT

Property Shark: The Lost Chapter

Okay, I know some of you out there in interweb land have been waiting on the edge of your seats, waiting for me to regale with another of my crazy tales. Well friends... I present to you, Property S...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:16:00 GMT

To the end of an Era!

Property Shark Survival JournalApril 6th 2006 9:40 amSo anyone who has read my blog knows, at this point, that I do absolutely nothing at my job. My job consists of looking, by hand, through every new...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:37:00 GMT

The intricacies of life...

Life can be a beautiful and mysterious thing sometimes& I'm sitting in my apartment listening to all of the Beatles albums on random Yes I'm a huge Beatles fan even though right now they are suing app...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:16:00 GMT

Never forget...

Even though I'm technically two days late...RIP Mitch Hedberg Feb. 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005Comedy has truely lost one of it's best performers.Whats freaky is that I listened to "Mitch All Together" f...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:09:00 GMT

Constitutional Democracy My Ass

Amendment IThe President shall make laws respecting an establishment of religion, prohibiting the free exercise thereof; abridging the freedom of speech, of the press; of the right of the people peace...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:53:00 GMT

Idiots, Pop Tarts and a FUPA

he following conversations are based on true events. The name and events have been changed for entertainment purposes (I made 75% of it up, but according to Hollywood that still qualifies for based on...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:38:00 GMT

Ohhh Richard Groper

It is official: No one in the office has a sense of humor. They all take the job (and every thing else for that matter) way to seriously. For instance, did you know there is a man named John Pancake? ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:11:00 GMT

Oh Dear God No!

Weekend Update:Tim Warner turned 28.I ran into my boss walking to the subway and he was a total prick with out realizing it. Oh really Ryan, you live in a loft on Sutton? Oh, and you're moving down to...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:52:00 GMT

Play Cole Premier!

Yesterday started off normal enough with me being commanded to make it to the audition at NYCC no matter what. In the end I'm glad I went. I got there at around 6 (I booked it out of my office and the...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:03:00 GMT