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R♠ndy H♠yes

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PimpMySpaceim 22 years old, 6 foot tall and 155 pounds. i moved out to kansas back in august of 05. i used to live in commerce city, colorado but now i reside in oskaloosa kansASS. i work at shitty ass wallmart but hey at least i got a job. But, dont fuck with me... i will cripple you!!! this is my promiss and your warning!!!


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You scored as Candyman. You are the Candyman. You love living in the spotlight, and being feared. But should anyone question you, you make sure they suffer for their mistakes. You will go on, with people quietly talking about the evil that lives within you, while hoping they never have to experience it.

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75%

Jigsaw


75%

Leatherface


70%

Pinhead


70%

Freddy Krueger


55%

Jason Voorhees


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Hannibal Lecter


50%

Captain Spaulding


45%

Buffalo Bill


25%

Michael Myers


25%
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You Are 58% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You? You are 100% fuckable!
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You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion


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Diamond Eyes


67%

Mysterious


50%

Eyes full of Pain


8%
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Pimp Daddy Pump What's Your Pimp Name?***Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect***Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!Are You a Good Kisser? http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagoodkisserquiz/You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
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My Interests

i like football, especially the denver broncos, (fuck the chiefs) i like art and music also. i enjoy cooking and learning as much as possible whenever i can. i love my jack daniels and my budweiser.
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
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I'd like to meet:

id like to meet a girl that is willing to have a good time with a poor white boy down on his luck. i sound bad, but i promiss... im pretty good. a girl that likes me for who i am and for what i can do. other than a girl, anyone who has a good personality, who just dont give a shit. people that can make me laugh and interest me. people that actually TALK BACK TO A WI@@A, that leaves them comments and shit. a friend that i can go and kick it with. some people that i can talk to and then eventually go and meet up one day. bands that kick ass and sound good. groups with music that makes my head bounce, and toes tap. peeps that i used to go to school with and the ones i used to chill with. i miss those times. dont worry, i'll be back one day. some crazy ass people. ever see the magazine bizarre? i wanna meet them people.

Music:

old school music like icp, tupac, bone thugs. hard rock like pantera, slayer, slipknot, and my homeboys SCALAFREA. shit like rage against the machine, live, korn, ying yang twinz, twista, eminem is alright. oldies too, like led zeplin, CCR, blues brothers, ac/dc.

Movies:

cheech and chong movies, how high, half baked, ghost busters, van wilder, wedding crashers, old school, something about mary, enter the dragon, the one, scarface, the ring one and two, shutter, the grudge, cookers, aliens 1-3, butterfly effect, constantine, underworld2, preditor, killer klowns from outerspace, terminater 2, bad santa, chasing amy, clerks, mallrats, jay and silent bob strike back, def jams how to be a playa, chappelles show season 1 and 2, doom, hostel, snatch, wolf creek, innocent blood, animal house, training day, dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, friday, next friday, friday after next, dawn of the dead, carlos mencia season 1, sin city, blade, forrest gump, kill bill, critters... just to name a few.

Television:

DENVER BRONCOS GAMES when i get the chance. other than that, i dont watch. i own wayyyyy to many movies.found this guys layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

Books:

dont laff at mee, u no i kant reed.

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Heroes:

super-man and my father. my dad was super-man to me before he past away. now i am working on being the best that i can be. (my own superhero)