Aimless Wandering, Aimless Wondering, Listening to records, swimming in natural bodies of water, writing books and film scripts, directing films and comedy skits, tasting delicioso maximo food, making fun of hipsters, making fun of myself, hating republicans and devout fundamentalist Christians who are intolerant and blind to the rest of the world, fighting for reformation and political progress, dreaming, fantasizing, thinking, reading, making love, walking off the beaten path, indulging in pyschedellic experiences, making more love, cooking stuff with pesto sauce in it, walking through the village on a sunny spring day, talking to old black men, talking to old Indian men, softly crying when it's appropriate, drifting off to the more important realm...
Independent Film Financers, Circus Personnel, Lovers, Dried Fruit Enthusiasts, Members of the WuTang Clan (notably that "Rza" character), hippie girls, hipster girls, scholars, William Shakespeare, the genius who penned the sequel to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, and the entire Bush Administration so that I may proceed to deliver swift, firm kicks to each and every one of their foul genitalia regions.
Curtis Mayfield, Gil Scott Heron, Marvin Gaye, The Platters, The Temptations, The Delfonics, Collin Blumfeld, The Zombies, The Beatles, Midlake, My Morning Jacket, Camera Obscura, Beirut, Of Montreal, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Beulah, Prince, Muddy Waters, Elliot Smith, Kings of Convenience, Arcade Fire, Air, Abba, Tim Buckley, Leonard Cohen, The Smiths, Morrissey, Mason Jennings, old-school Pink Floyd, Bowie, a few Queen songs, The Unicorns, The French Kicks, M. Ward, Serge Gainsbourge, Miles Davis, John Coltraine, Charles Mingus, Eric Dolphy, Jackie Gleason, Duke Ellington, Arthur Lyman, Martin Denny, Dick Hyman, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Pheonix, My Morning Jacket, Erlend Oye, The Ramones, The Go, Interpol, Irving, Johann Sebastian Bach, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Vivaldi, Henryk Gorecki, and at least a couple hundred others that don't come to mind at the moment.
8 and 1/2, Satyricon, Juliet of the Spirits, Amarcord, anything Fellini Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby, Knife in the Water, Singin in the Rain, Buffalo '66, Lawn Dogs, The Discreet Charm of the Beougergoise (sp?), Hannah and Her Sisters, Manhattan, all Woody Allen pre-his being a sack of shit director stage which is currently occuring, The Truman Show, Billy Madison, Wet Hot American Summer, Deep Throat.
Discovery's breathtaking "Planet Earth" series, The Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, the original 39 episodes of The Honeymooners. Fart Squad: The TV Show
Hemingway, Hesse, Rumi, Alexander Berkman, Henry Miller too. and about a million others. like William Burroughs and Bukowski and all this...
John Lennon, John Cassavettes, Jean Pierre Jeunet, Alexander Berkman, Emma Goldman, Stephen Hawking, Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Michael Moore, Tim Buckley, Al Franken, Herman Hesse, Federico Fellini, Paul Thomas Anderson, Whit Stillman, Pancake Man, The guy who invented my penis, Woody Allen, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce Dave Chappelle, Gene Wilder.