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The Cleavers

From the basement to your own backyard

About Me

In 1977 Punisher number 2 decided his neighbors were due for a sickly dose of sonic abuse. So with a few phone calls made, Professor brainiac, MR. A, and Abdullah the Maniac jumped in to lend a hand with the festivity's. Had the neighbors not taken so well to their weekly dose of sonic assault, The Cleavers may have stopped at that point. Portland OR seemed to be the next plan of attack for The boys, who surged into the the local scene. They then located Punisher number 1 who gleefully lit the fuse to a massive cannon ready to explode on the infantile, new wave, punk, scene. Enter The Cleavers 1978. While there were countless unsuspecting body's ripe for the taking, The Cleavers tormented humans from all walks of life including, hair bands, disco mommies and daddies, wrestling fans, wrestlers, local bar and tavern regulars, juvenile delinquents and adult criminals in the local beer marts. Nothing sacred, no one's safe, The Cleavers have written a song about it, or maybe even have exposed you. 30 years of dedicated fans and enemy's has left The Cleavers with nothing to do but one final task to complete, the total domination of the new world and its enemy's. UPDATE: A declassified document was recently discovered that Abdullah the Maniac was found to be missing some where in the Tora Bora mountains. UPDATE: Professor Brainiac has just found a cure for idle talking. UPDATE: Punisher .. 1 has the new formula for off track betting, no its not skinning the horses. UPDATE: Punisher .. 2 has just created the perfect sleeping machine, a vodka filled hot tub UPDATE: MR. A has tried the sleeping machine and seems to like it. As soon as he wakes up I'm sure he will approve the test results. UPDATE: Raw unmixed live songs were found from 04. Punisher .. 1 says, if you want polish, save it for your boots!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/13/2006
Band Members: Punisher number 1, Punisher number 2, Professor Brainiac, MR. A, Abdullah the Maniac
Influences: Cage matches, broken glass, car crashes, martinis, Manhattan's, stretchers, stainless steel screws and pins, the burn unit, TV guide, AM. PM.'s
Sounds Like: Breaking some thing you like, a pain in the neck
Record Label: Labels? We don't need no stinking labels
Type of Label: None