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Josh Suitcase

I'm a Honky Jay-Z who needs a White Trash Beyonce

About Me


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I sell poison milk to school children and am a pro wrassler.
If you really want to talk to me IM me at JoshAwasJJS BR or send me an email JoshAwas AT Gmail.com

My Interests

I like music (Ramones, Misfits ect) I have gotten into the HipHop Mashup scene too(thanks chris and pappy)
Movies with boobies and explosions, weiner dogs and mashed potatoes.

I'd like to meet:

I'm just out to have a good time... drinkin buddies are always welcome

also
Bendy ladies w/ no gag reflex who dont mind being tied up. Just kidding... unless its you..
I also rock hard.. just look at this picture

Music:


Video Provided By UrbanVJ.comI like this video.

Television:

I like Futurama

My Blog

Suitcase went to Mass! *details inside*

First of all, I have to say that Mass (or is it mass?) was pretty fun. I do not at all discount the love and devotion that Catholics have to God and Jesus and Mary AND Joseph AND all the Saints and th...
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:19:00 PST

My toes have mixed emotions.

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Posted by Josh Suitcase on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:31:00 PST

Could God be the most prolific abortionist in History second only to Stephen Colbert

In America 26,000 stillbirths occur each year, or one every 20 minutes on the average.But that is not what this blog is about. It was just a fancy headline to gather your rage.THe thing I want to know...
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST

Deep Sleep Hypnosis tapes and me.

I like to try new things, one of the new things I tried was this Deep Sleep Hypnosis Audiofile. I loaded it into my MP3 player and prepared myself for dream land.Then the wierd shit started goin crazy...
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:01:00 PST

You could be the next Superstar!

I'm casting for a new reality show!It involves a girl that is contractually obligated to hang out with me and do stuff. Applicant must be cute, fun...
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST

Don't be fooled by other "Dirty South" self help programs!

For just $40 dollars you too can be makin it bang and screw just like I do!Josh Suitcase's Guide to being a dirty southerner includes;   * where all the white women at? * Hey bay-bay! * gettin de...
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

A Virtual Haircut

This is an amazing little thing to listen to. It only works if you have headphones on. http://r-1.ch.nyud.net:8080/VB-1.mp3 I promise that no one is going to scream in your ears or anything rude like ...
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST

Rocketfuel malt liquor.... DAAAMN!

  When you need that up state prison flava!   News Radio, watch it, love it, post a lame blog with a 2 minute video clip about it. ...
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

Punjabi reagge dancehall (It means there is some curry in my weed)

Its a nice song, what can i say....
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:16:00 PST

Misfits Video Theater

Ok kids, time to grease up your devil lock, get your skull paint on, I got the Misfits all up in your face!   I Turned into a Martian Bullet Texas is the reason the President's dead....
Posted by Josh Suitcase on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:59:00 PST