As of 10/26/07: 26, definitely blind, married , pierced, inked, 6'2", big dork, wanna-be musician, gradumicated, work-a-whole-lot, computer geek, TV nerd, movie lover. I'm sick of seeing your stereotypical girls.
Type 1) Bleach blonde, tan, tig ol' bitties or at least an attempt to make them look that way, pink wearing, skirt wearing, trend following.
Type 2) "Look at me, I'm different because I'm a punk wanna-be, goth wanna-be, pierced because it sets me apart even though all my friends have them and it's now cool, inked because it sets me apart even though all my friends have them and it's now cool, bisexual because it sets me apart even though all my friends are and I'm a greedy lil' bitch who won't ever be satisifed with what I have. The grass is always greener, ya know? Vegetarian or worse, vegan, because who knows the f why. Artistic (which means I have to smoke) because I'm different. I wear clothes that were deemed punk 3 years ago, but now are a trend. I love Hot Topic! (:: gag ::). I'm agnostic because in order to be the above, I can't believe in God or Jesus, and I think George Bush should die."
I think I just vomitted in my mouth a little. Ugh... save me from this mess.
Oh, and guys that fit type 2 closer than you'll admit (we'll call you emo-boys from here-on-out)... yes, those clothes WERE designed for girls; yes, your hair DOES require shampoo at least once every few days; yes, you can see without those glasses that you deem cool; yes, that belt DOES have little metal thingies on them and you don't need them because you already bought a size 0 or size 2. Why don't you go out to San Francisco with the rest of type 2 and lobby for gay rights?
I'm just going to skip over type 1 for guys. I label you 'tools.' There's no need to touch on this subject for we all know that most jocks fit this category.
And those who say "I have no label because I hate them and am my own person," why don't you just realize that you fall under the label of "too cool for a label even though I'm the same as everyone else." THANK YOU CLEAR CHANNEL!
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