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Miskameanor

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About Me

This is is gonna be a big section, because I can talk about myself like nobody's business. And I have a story for everything. Really. I even have stories about having stories for everything. And I like to inturupt people to tell them. Which I know is annoying, but I can't help it...just like elipses and the word like. Like I've been trying to stop saying like between every other word for 14 years, but I think I'm just going to have to accept it or get some sort of tazr that will zap me everytime I use it inappropriately. I like my stories and I like to talk, but I get shy in big groups/weird places. I love my family no matter what they think, but tend to have my best relationship with them from afar. I like to correct people's grammar, even though mine is horrible. I'm a nerd. But a nerd who can dance. I'm currently trying to spend my mid-twenties having as much fun as possible to make up for the lack of fun I had in my early twenties. I also like to make people over the age of 29 feel old by discussing the difference between the early and mid-twenties. Because you know, it's sooo much different. Seriously guys. So much different. I used to think I was sarcastic and witty, until I met someone who actually is. I like hugs a lot. Who doesn't? I seem to be starting a lot of sentances with "I" but I guess this section is "about me." Sorry. Oh, yeah. I appologize a lot. Most of it is unneccesary. So that's that. Until I think of something to add in a minute.
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My Interests

How things work. I need one of those books on how things work. You know the one I'm talking about...I think it's called..."How things work." That would be pretty interesting. Hmm, other than that... Dancing. Napping. Bowling. Appologizing. Darts. Reading. Politics. Beer. Grammar and other nerd essentials.

I'd like to meet:

People I know. People I don't.

Music:

yes please!

Movies:

Movies I would try to make you watch if you came over to my house: Little Miss Sunshine, Junebug, Kung Fu Hustle, Amelie, Millions, Shaun of the Dead, Night Watch, Party Girl, Office Space, Lord of War, District B13,Kinsey, Pride & Prejudice, Me and You and Everyone We Know, and all the Star Warses consecutively.

Television:

Cable free since '83, so I stick to the basics...PBS and the Simpsons. As for TV on DVD: Scrubs, Reno 911, SatC, The Office (British version only...I don't care how funny Steve Carrell is), The West Wing (the early years, before all the writers got sober and started to suck), Spaced, Band of Brothers.

Books:

by these people please: Sarah Vowell, David Sedaris, Jonathan Safran Foer, Dave Eggers, Tom Perrotta, Ian McEwan.

Heroes:

My Grandma and Oprah. Yeah, that's right, I said it...OPRAH! Make fun all you want, but Oprah is The Shit!

My Blog

Why We Fight

I was going to go into this whole long political schpeal about how I really liked this film and though it relatively objective and how I personally feel about the whole military-industr...
Posted by Miskameanor on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

Did you know...

That everytime I wear a necklace I feel like I'm being strangled by a midget. I can't stand jewelry. Except earrings. I like earrings.So now you know.And knowing is half the battle!...
Posted by Miskameanor on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

Apparantly I'm Marie Antoinette!

OK. This is actually pretty appropriate. I always wanted to have my own soundtrack!!! Fortunately, I don't put the crappy stuff in iTunes so iCan come off relatively non-embarrased.If your life was a ...
Posted by Miskameanor on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST

I <3 NY but hate its airports.

BAM + LGA = .......NOT. Dear La Guardia airport,After spending 7 hours with you today, I have decided you are a very bad valentine. You better be nice and send me home properly on Friday. -b...
Posted by Miskameanor on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

Things I'm excited about

And by things, I mean movies because apparantly that's all I care about anymoreSUNSHINE.Danny Boyle, have I told you lately that I love you?And goody. The trailer is up.http://www.foxsearchlight.com/...
Posted by Miskameanor on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:55:00 PST

Today...

is a fucking whip.Does that mean I get to ghost ride it?Feel free to commiserate or leave happy, uplifting comments. I think it's been a bad day all around.b
Posted by Miskameanor on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:29:00 PST

all-cookie diet

ehhh.I love cookies, but I think I have outdone myself. I generally try to eat at least 30% grown-up food 60% crap, but due to my lack grocery shopping and abundance of cookie-laden gift baskets I th...
Posted by Miskameanor on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

SUITCAAAASE! (I feel purdey)

So Suitcase (see top friends) put up his celebrity look alikes, so that means I get to too!(Word to the wise, whenever you're in a situation where someone has wronged you or you have wronged yourself ...
Posted by Miskameanor on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

This is where I brag about seeing movies before you!

OK. I know I talk about movies a lot in here, but as they are what I promote for a living, it makes sense, and I really only talk about good movies. So listen up.I got to see 2 great movies this wee...
Posted by Miskameanor on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

There's a Chili Cheese Frito on the floor.

And I'm trying sooooo hard not to eat it. I know this is the kind of thought I should keep to myself, but it's driving me crazy, and I really want a chili cheese frito right now... it's just sitting...
Posted by Miskameanor on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST