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Mister Doctor Pushkin, FuD

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I do too much theater, am largely incapable of functionning as a normal person, and may very well be crazy.I am frequently an asshole to people on purpose, but can also be percieved as creative. "Free Association" comes up a lot when people try to describe me to others. I can be kind and generous and understanding and comforting. I'll probably make fun of you also.I don't always have any idea what the hell I am wearing, and am not fashion conscious. It is commonly accepted that I am a space cadet. I know all sorts of random things nobody needs to know. I bet you your ability to digest food that I am at least 20% smarter than you, and the last 8 humans you have interacted with.This does not however mean that I am practical in any way shape or form. I survived a car accident 12/05, and then another in 2/07, right during tech. Nothing like a three week run on painkillers!!!Oh, and JASON AND ILANA IS GETTING MARRIED!!!!! SEE MAH FRIENDS LIST~~~

My Interests

Musicals, Theater, Foreplay, Pets, Kleenex, Frogs, Panda Bears, Online Gaming, Sexual Idiom, Kissing, Singing, Leaf, and Michelle.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people of value. Humans possessing that "spark" that makes me tingle like you're eating sherbet for the first time in ages, and the flavour is just soaking into your soul.

I never seem to meet celebrities. I mean, I meet people other folks think are celebrities, but they don't twinkle or whatever-- They look like people, you know? When I was little, I always expected the people on cereal boxes to be different people. And I guess they -are- but its not a different different, its a same different. So if you look at the word celebrities, you might say that everyone you really want to know, and who is worth truly knowing is a celebrity for you.

I wish I had posters of my friends in my room, so when people came over, they could say, "WHoA!!! You know JR??!?!" And I could point to the signature on the bottom, and say, "You're god-damned right I do~~~"

I still don't have a signed JR poster, but its a work in progress.

Music:

Tristan Prettyman, Jason Mraz, Stuff from the 60s-80s, Musical Theater. I like the lyrics I write, but you can't sing along with your own Tuba. So, well, shoot.

Movies:

Kill Bill Parts 1&2; Star Wars Lightsaber Interludes; LOTR; Karate Kid 1&2; Goonies; Indiana Jones Series; Labyrinth; And More!

Television:

Law and Order is research for when the man tries to shut me down. I like the Sci-Fi channel.

Books:

Stranger in a Strange Land. Where the Wild Things Are. Pat the Bunny ..

Heroes:

What is a Hero? I mean honestly... someone you look up to? Someone who leaps tall buildings? I am just never sure. My world is in a transitional period, and I think perhaps I need a Hero. How odd?

My Blog

My kitty is dying

My cat Chimney went to the vet last thursday because she was looking extremely thin and had stopped eating.  She came home about 6 hours ago, and I just now watched her go into some sort of seizu...
Posted by Mister Doctor Pushkin, FuD on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:33:00 PST

Sometimes I feel Dirty?

So I took that test that has been circulating about my friends group, and I got a 64.  I answred the questions truthfully. not trying to "win" or anything like that.  I guess that means I'm ...
Posted by Mister Doctor Pushkin, FuD on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:12:00 PST

Morality writ large

"The church is not in the business of saving souls, it is investing in real estate." There is no basis under the shroud of religion to hate someone for the way they are, only under the political guis...
Posted by Mister Doctor Pushkin, FuD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Peter Rabbit

Sitting here alone, and then the eyes close, and God hits the button and frizazzles everything for a brand new dei. So functionally speaking there is no function and this conjunction is one syllable ...
Posted by Mister Doctor Pushkin, FuD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SeX?

love and sex... body: have you ever had sex? yes had sex in a car? no had sex outside? yes had sex in the snow? yes had sex on her/your period? no had anal sex? notgonnahappen had sex in a p...
Posted by Mister Doctor Pushkin, FuD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And then J.R Sourgrapes'd us and left.

So at 5:15AM, just before finally starting the movie, J.R wakes up, gets off my bed, picks up his stuff, and leaves, having decided that we were not, in fact, going to watch pulp fiction. This was in...
Posted by Mister Doctor Pushkin, FuD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tipsy Shmipsy, Theese beeech eees drunk

And so with the drop of thought that plummets from my mind, I share with you this great beaming ray of hope, cast out upon a sleeping world: "WEEEE!!" I tried to stay awake to see Will, and stay dru...
Posted by Mister Doctor Pushkin, FuD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST