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SaSsATTAcK

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About Me


Get this video and more at MySpace.com object width="425" height="350" ..I am obnoxious and loud and gay, so if you don't watch yourself you might get sassed in the face. These days my life revolves around work and school and hanging out at my house with my roomates where last call is a four letter word. I work at American Eagle and I miss the kids at Hollister. I'm currently working through an addiction to destroyed jeans, humor tees, and IKEA. Withdrawal is pretty rough but i always say one day at a time Cody, one day at a time, and everything always turns out sunny side up. Oh by the way, that girl singing just above...yeah that one. Thats Priscilla, she's so good I'm afraid to be her for Halloween. Anyway, I'm finally coming close to getting my A.A. from Montgomery College in Theatre Performance. What the deuce!? gays in the theatre!? surely you jest! no really i tell you no lie. My best friend from forever and for always, had her baby!! Liam Alexander is an adorable baby boy, and is almost as tiny as his mommy. While were talking about baby's I'm officially an UNCLE! Tyler Christopher Stephenson was born on March 18th! I feel so very very old, but I'm not so it's all liquid like gravy baby! That's enough for now, my hilarity is dangerous in large doses so...GET IT TOGETHER GROUCH!
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My Interests


Get this video and more at MySpace.com Well, to start off I am a Professor of Sassology, (I act kinda full of myself sometimes, but it's honestly just a front, I don't take myself seriously most of the time, so neither should you. If you didnt get the memo I'll have my assitant Ruth run down to Human Resources, make a copy, and fax it on over to you.) My favorite word is nomenclature, even though I'm pretty confident that I'm not sure what it means. My interests include jeans that I can't afford but buy anyway, Theatre, Music, costume parties on days other then Halloween, my reflection, Kelly Clarkson (shut up! see you're laughing, im not laughing! you're laughing, im not laughing!), clubs, bars, Mango Margaritas, anything with rhinestones, TV on DVD with no commercials, Will Ferrell, your mom, my friends, my family, and then your mom again. Take the quiz:
What Musical Are You?

Wicked
You're Wicked! Others see you as a bad seed, but you're really just a good person. It's not your fault that others only see what's on the outside. You're misunderstood, and only want love in your life.

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I'd like to meet:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com I'd like to meet more people like myself, people who like me don't really take themselves too seriously, because that's how I'm able to be happy and have fun. I'm not looking too hang out in the "club" scene cuz i did that for like 2 years and im over it. Now, I'm not a total tool, I still like to go to the club, bars, and have a good time, just not too good a time. As for boys, well i like boys, i'd like to have one of my very own, but the oppurtunity hasn't presented itself in a while. I guess im just waiting to stumble onto the right guy. Kinda cliche romance BS I guess, but it's a nice idea if it worked out. Honestly, I'm not sure I know what I want, and until I'm sure of what I want I can't really expect to find it. Besides, I barely have time to sleep, let alone find some fantastic guy. Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

xtc.
you are xtc.amazing, wild, sexy and young.

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Music:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com JASON MRAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love him! he is the most wonderous creation music, or in fact the world has ever seen? Jason is 100% Scrumptulescent! I like anyone who can write their own music and sing it, and be successful at both. I adore Kelly Clarkson and I always will, and again shut up and stop laughing. Ashley Simpson was my guily pleasure for a while, but that lasted until her CD was being sold on infommercials. I like Gavin DeGraw, Tristan Prettyman, Cher, Cyndai Lauper, All American Rejects, Ben Harper, Blink, anything from the 80's, and Ace of Base...you and me will be together forever! lol, if you make yourself laugh, then your cool like me, if not I'm sorry you can't be as cool as me, but not everybody can. I am pretty bitchin'. It's true I really, really am.
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Movies:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com I have a weird taste in movies. I love pretentious, overdone, redundent, mass produced Hollywood blockbusters, but I'm also an Indie Junkie. I love kid's movies like Nemo, and Ice Age, I'm obsessed with romantic comedies, I love musicals from the 50's and 60's because im such a fag, and I even dabble in foriegn films. I like to try everything. Some of my favorites though, are Spun, Finding Nemo, 9 Dead Gay Guys, Little Black Book, Saving Grace, Trainspotting, Ice Age, Proof, Moonstruck, Girls Will Be Girls, Walk The Line, Narnia, Anchorman, 40-Year-Old Virgin, RENT, Girl Crazy, and Half Baked of course.
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Television:

Will and Grace, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Idol, Americas Next Top Model, Project Runway, Friends, Sex and the City, What Not to Wear. I will watch pretty much anything thats just hilarious or reeking with homoerotic undertones.
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Books:

Star, Us Weekly, People, yeah I'm a tabloid whore. I can't help it! But seriously the two books I'm reading right now are "Wicked" and "Four Blondes"(ala Candace Bushnell author of Sex and the City)
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.

Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem like a huge flirt.

In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic. What Do People Think Of Your Face? /
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Heroes:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com My biggest hero is my Mom for putting up with me, and that is quite honestly a full time job. Thats right im a MAMAS BOY AND IM PROUD!!!! I absolutely adore Margaret Cho and of course I'm also in love with and addicted to all things CHER!