Doug

I'd like to meet:

You Are 56% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Your Vocabulary Score: A
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?

Music:

Arctic Monkeys to Zutons, Aphex Twin to Zero Seven and every single sweet little melody and twisted little ditty in between. Insatiable appetite for live music

Movies:

Goof ball comedy to blacker than black thriller, Anchor Man, Pi, Alien and Die Hard are right up there on the 'Hell Yeh!' list

Television:

Lost, Planet Earth, Top Gear; the rest of it can collectively pucker up and kiss my peachy butt.

Books:

Always got something on the go. Catch 22 blows me away every time I read it

You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

Heroes:

David Attenborough, Thom Yorke, Darwin (not in a psychotic athiest way), Homer (Simpson)