The Monkey Sluts profile picture

The Monkey Sluts

down the rabbit hole we go......

About Me

Where to begin oh where to begin...
Well..
The Monkey Sluts started out as a humble solo project which consisted mainly of christo playing with himself onstage (which needless to say drew quite a crowd night after night).
After witnessing this lifechanging event jono realised that, as christo had realised a couple of months before, one can rever realy feel complete unless you expose yourself to a bunch of strangers, and timely joined the slut(s).
After much success as a two piece(we'll be the measure of success ok) they realised that watching two drunk musicians playing with themselves was fine, but what they realy wanted to see were THREE... and tada, a drummer named james was added to bring together the rather messy, sporadic event into a gracefully timed ballet of sort.
Is wasnt untill a good friend and widely known mountain dweller,ross, joined in on the action one night that the sluts realised that if they put half as much energy into making beautiful music as they did 'beautiful music', they might actualy make, well..
Beautiful Music..
mmmmm...
Whether they actualy accomplished this feat is up to you, but their moms like them so they happy. Or maybe they're just happy because every second saturday they get together and relive the old days, days when people payed to watch christo play the old favourites such as 'tug the turtle' and 'watch this guys!' etc..
Hope you enjoy the music and know, its made with love..Alot of love.
Peace to you.. Be
Free*

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/13/2006
Band Website: this is it at the moment
Band Members:
Christo jj Loots : Main Vox & Guitar

Ross Dorkin : Guitar & Synth

Jono Harrison : Bass & Synth

James De Stadler : Drums & . . .

Sounds Like:

Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The Secret

i'll build a bridge to there,i will make it,with all that i find hereand when we dissapear,when elevated,we'll not shed a tear, noI'm fighting fire with fire,and laying waste to the day,and laying was...
Posted by The Monkey Sluts on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:20:00 PST

we’ve learnt so much

about it... dropping in on a fad, falling off and dropping out.   And we've met many chameleons... colorfull disaters with bad karmic debt, they crawl all over us.   and we've seen... the ba...
Posted by The Monkey Sluts on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:05:00 PST

vanity

because i don't actually want to be friends with the last person on earth, what are the odds? Just because human life has been wiped of the face of the earth and the future of the species depended on ...
Posted by The Monkey Sluts on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

our chemical demise

shrouded in the clouds of our million and oneth herione binge, the sluts began to realise that no holds barred chemical contamination was begining to wreak havoc on their ability to function socially....
Posted by The Monkey Sluts on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

Scene life yo..

This was originally posted by our good friend 'XderekX', damn straightedge freak..but listen up..    It seems people like me are in somewhat high demand in the cosmopolitan m...
Posted by The Monkey Sluts on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST

A public apology

We have alot of half naked friends...   Sorry
Posted by The Monkey Sluts on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:04:00 PST

the problem with ethics

the problem with ethics in contemporary soceity is the overwhelming lack of a normative measuring pole, a marking stick for all our grievances. The diversity and ever expanding differences betwee...
Posted by The Monkey Sluts on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST

erins die erins

saam deur al die dol nagedagtes van 'n onvergeetbare droom in die hede. en hoendervleis wat jou hart stadig eis, en jou asem uitsprei oor die vlaktes van die onbewuste. Kan ons nie ook maar net saam ...
Posted by The Monkey Sluts on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST