Good tidings to you all. I am Adric of Alzarius in the alternate E-Space. I met the Doctor during an escape from the Mistfall that was causing hell in my community. I stowed away in the Tardis one day, and the rest is history, as they say. We went everywhere back then, both in time and space.
I then joined up with the 4th Doctor on the Pharos Project. Then he regenerated when he fell off that tower, the Guardian had something to do with that slip-up. But I never admit to my sexual urges to that scarf, well, until now!
His 5th incarnation haunted me more then ever before. Because I was stuck with his naive tendencies all day and every day in hyperspace and I was always chasing around Romana, Tegan and Nyssa. Because they had some tight asses and my pubes were not fully evolved. I could not help it really, it is not easy when you have mathematical proportions on the mind all the time!
People thought I got killed off by Cybermen, but that was an absolute farce! I live on in syndication now and I packed on some pounds over the years. In Earth terms, I weigh something to the effect of 400 pounds. Needless to say, I don't wear my rope-belt anymore.
I really wanted to go back to the Eastbase and hook up with Romana again, cause lets face it, she has all the right exponential parts for a midget like me. But the bastards would not let me! I had to worry about some damn dinosaur thing at the time.
I just want you to love me here! Did I mention that I am still a virgin?
