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Mary Keen

YOU MUST BE EXTERMINATED! DESTROY! DESTROY!

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Books, Billards, Football - Go Panthers!

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ABOUT ME:
My real name is Mary, but a lot of people here and in VR call me Queenie. I am a natural redhead with blue eyes. We’re not talking auburn but screaming copper red. I am half Irish and half Scottish. Yes, I have the temper to match. Oh, and it gets worse. I am a Capricorn, which is a goat in the Zodiac. That means I am stubborn as Hell and have a mean streak. And yes, you can say I'm a crazy bitch with an I don't give a damn attitude. Im a natural born smart-ass as well, and I don't give a damn who I piss off. Oh yeah I love people to start shit, because when I embarrass them, it makes it that much sweeter. You can't play games with me, because you will tire from it long long before I will. I love insulting people and making them cry, so please bring it on if you feel like it is actually going to get you somewhere.
To make matters even worse, I am a strong and independant woman. I suffer from Insomnia, so I don’t like getting up before I am ready, and this makes me even more cranky than when I am PMSing, so leave me alone until after I have had my coffee, okay?

Still interested? OK then check this. I am a rude and crude bitch from hell. I curse way too much, and you never at any point know what I am going to say at any given point in time. Most of the time I try to be a good role model, although I am far from perfect. so no expectations, mmmkay?
I abhor discrimination of any kind. It pisses me off, royally. If you are against homophobic, racist, or obsessed with a person's weight and looks, THEN DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME!
Nice and Sweet doesn’t exist here. I am an equal opportunity hater, I hate every fucking body, so don't take it personal, because I am standoffish. Few people are allowed close enough to know the real me.

I am alpha/dominant by nature but I can submit when I so choose. That doesn't occur often, because people tend to think they can take advantage of me. WRONG! YOU CAN NOT DOMINATE AN ALPHA. YOU may find yourself on MY food chain as the MAIN COURSE.
"FIRST OF ALL YOU AINT WRAPPED LONG ENOUGH TO BE FUCKIN' WITH ME YOU... YOU AINT STRONG ENOUGH, SO WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU PUFFIN' ON THAT GOT YOU THINKIN' THAT YOU SUPERMAN"...I GOT YOUR KRYPTONITE RIGHT FUCKING HERE.

I call no man Master. I am a master of none nor am I a pet to anyone either.
I am single. I am not looking, thank you. I gave up on the romantic mushy shit a long time ago. If someone actually steps up to the plate, and we hook up, then fine, but I'll fight it tooth and nail. People cheat, people lie, so I stopped trying, and now I just really don't give a damn, and it has made me antisocial. You may as well not ask for my advice or my opinions, because odds are, you will not like what I have to say. I am sarcastic, cynical, psychotic, narcissistic, and pessimistic, to name a few of my endearingly annoying qualities. I also have TRUST ISSUES.

As for my sexual orientation, well let's just say I have no discrimation of sex, age, race or creed, nationality, etc.. If I like you, then I will talk to you. But don't push your luck.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME TO ADVERTIZE WEBSITES LIKE VAMPIREFREAKS.COM ETC. THAT PISSES ME OFF. VAMPIREFREAKS IS A FUCKING JOKE AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE PART OF IT, THANK YOU. IF I WANTED TO JOIN THE DAMN SITE, I WOULD ALREADY BE ON THERE.
I can either be your biggest nemesis or your best friend. I don't put up with bullshit from anyone. Rudeness and spitefulness are repaid in kind. I will not argue with you or play mind games with you. If we have a problem, I will let you know. And sorry, but I don't sugar-coat anything. If that's what you want, then look elsewhere. Real friends will give it to you straight, no ice, no chaser.

I have my own set of morals that I follow. I also try to carry myself with pride and dignity. I do not dictate or preach to others, and I expect the same courtesy in return. I am calm, grounded and serene until you step over the line with me. Then it’s YOUR funeral.
I am a leader, not a follower. I only follow those whom I feel are worthy of it. I am loyal to those who deserve it, and to those that are loyal to me. Respect is earned and not given. If you treat me with courtesy and respect, then I shall give it in return.
Before you use threats, you might want to check yourself. I fear no man, woman or beast upon this earth, which means your threats are empty and meaningless to me, so keep them and don't bother, because you are talking out of your ass.

Oh yes, I work a full time job, 12 hours a day. I bust my ass for the money cause I am paid VERY well, and when I get home, I am tired, and I am especially cranky and bitchy so don't message me for stupid little petty shit..mainly because my give a damn is busted and I generally DON'T CARE.

As for you drama whores, well you can just exit now and save yourself the time and trouble. I won't buy into your bullshit. Same goes for you whiners, liars, and cheaters. I also can't stand people who use others.

Oh, and for all you emotional sob stories that are always whining and threatening to kill yourself:
Life fucking sucks sometimes, but most of us deal with it and face reality. It doesn't take alot to end your miserable life, but it does take BIG BALLS to live. KILLING YOURSELF IS JUST FUCKING STUPID! If you want sympathy from me, sorry, but you should go look it up in the dictionary, located between shit and syphillis because YOU WILL NOT FIND IT HERE!


I am very educated, and consider myself articulate and intelligent. I hate poor spelling and net talk. I also hate slang terms and poor grammar and punctuation. Don't message me with all your mis-spelled words and expect me to attempt to decipher and read it. I'll more than likely ignore it.
Most overused things I say: 1) Don't let your mockingbird mouth overload your hummingbird ass. 2) It's a case of mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't fucking matter. 3) WTF?

This is a slideshow of my VampireRave Friends. They are like a second family to me, and I love them all dearly.

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WARNING : I DO NOT CYBER AND I DO NOT CAM, SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING

Music:

Rock, Rap, Country, Alternative - Anything but Jazz, Death Metal and Electronica

Movies:

I do not watch much T.V. or movies, but I love period piece movies, like Gone With The Wind, Kingdom Of Heaven, King Arthur, Tristan and Isolde, The 13th Warrior, and The Gladiator. I like all types of movies, I just don’t get to watch much of them. I have 6 shows I actually watch on T.V. They are The Closer, House, Dexter, Bones, The Ghost Whisperer and my favorite, Dr. Who. The SCI-FI channel is my favorite channel and has the best shows to watch when I am home, and have the time to sit in front of the television. Christopher Eccleston ( BBC's 9th DR WHO), Kyra Sedgewick ( the Closer), Sean Connery, Maureen O'Hara and Audrey Hepburn, John Wayne are all my favorite actresses and actors. I read. Alot. I spend insane amounts of money on my true passion in life which is reading, and yes, I can start my own library with the amount of books I own. My favorite authors are Laurell K. Hamilton, Christine Feehan, Sherrilyn Kenyon, aka Kinley MacGregor, Mandy M. Roth, Michelle M. Pillow, Lynsay Sands, Katie MacAlister, and Maggie Shayne, to name a few. I like all types of music, although my favorite is Celtic, Alternative, Country and Rap.

Television:

I AM A HUGE DR WHO FAN......I AM SO GLAD THE BBC BROUGHT IT BACK TO LIFE. THIS AMERICAN LADY IS MAJORLY IMPRESSED WITH DAVID TENNANT.

Books:

My favorite authors are Laurell K. Hamilton, Mandy M. Roth, Michelle M. Pillow, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Christine Feehan, just to name a few of the many.

Heroes:

My good friends Melanie,Dave, Marty, Jake, Anita and Sean, and one who is most special to me of all, Tommy.

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ABOUT ME

I AM PRETTY MUCH AN EASY GOING, DEPENDABLE PERSON. I AM BLUNT AS WELL, AND I WON'T SUGAR COAT ANYTHING. I AM ONE OF THOSE HARD TO PISS OFF PEOPLE, BUT WHEN YOU DO LOOK OUT, BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO ...
Posted by Mary Keen on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST