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Erik

He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wesson

About Me

My name is Erik Tynan. I do not like Hippies. I was raised in Foxboro, MA hometown of JOJO. I think the O.C. is really cool. I was the sixth of six kids. My lawn is better than yours.(And that is a fact-Jack) I live in Quincy, MA. I blame most of my problems on Nick Lachy. I am a stand-up comic and a writer. I am wealthy because my Grandfather invented Lee Press on Nails. I graduated from Providence College and Boston College. Irish People rule. I like Lindsay Lohan. See Ya!

My Interests

Irish Music, poker, stand-up comedy. Words that ryme with Fudge. College Football. Hippie Busting!

I'd like to meet:

Lindsay Lohan, or a girl that looks just like her, and dosen't mind being called Lindsay, or a girl that is willing to go through many operations to look like Lindsay. Also, she has to like Marshmellow. That is somthing I must insist upon.

Music:

Hungarian Folk. Anything by former members of New Edition. JoJo!!

Movies:

Mean Girls. I have seven copies, but I have alread worn out four.I also like Herbie Fully Loaded, and Just my luck.

Television:

Hogan's Heros, The O.C., The Simpsons, Step By Step, and anything on the History Channel except "Modern Marvels".

Books:

The Life and Times of Scott Baio, One thousand and One Things You Can Do With Canvas, My own autobigraphy which I have titled: Erik Tynan my Life with Lindsay. But my favorite book is Look out:Here's Marshmellow.

Heroes:

Phil the Change Collector. Robert Yarlboro, (he was the guy that invented pencils.) Oh, and Steve McQueen